On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.

https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely

Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company. 

It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.

A list of slavery-free chocolate companies:

Taza chocolate is really good 

This is super important! Slave child labor is used in many many cocoa farms from big name companies like Nestle and Dove. Here is a good link discussing it: http://www.foodispower.org/slavery-chocolate/ .

 And here is an easy score card to see who the worst offenders are/who to avoid most: https://www.greenamerica.org/end-child-labor-cocoa/chocolate-scorecard 

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

videos that would be funny for humans from any time period ever

Not much on the internet makes me laugh out loud but this does it every time

I’m just reblogging myself because I think this video is v important for my mental health

this still cracks me up

This belovéd weirdo

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

call that a transplant

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

i firmly believe everything we learn about Chewie only makes his friendship with Han funnier

(kofi requests are open!)

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

tumblr:

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

I believe I've just created a hard pic of all time..,,. feel free to screenshot,.,,,.

@gmanweatherreport

what would you even do in this situation. how would it feel emotionally.

I love this boy and his bunny

the glowing blue cupboard

the way he tries the lettuce and appears to conclude it is inedible

the way a second later his bunny checks if notebook is a food

the way the bunny directly head-on ceases to look like a living creature