if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on
and you can’t blame me for saying some odd shit bc i haven’t become accustomed to mimicking your speech patterns yet. that’s not my problem
horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux
do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives
i get a sex change operation every year just to keep the haters guessing
the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.
a good horror film used to look like you could crawl into it and fuck it. they took that from us.
*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
I wish Mitch McConnell dies on live TV no matter what.
people need to understand i genuinely don't care about how weird they are im actually more uncomfortable with the aggressively normal
