i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

Jenna Gribbon (American, 1978) - Midday Watch (2020)

If the mane 6 were evil they'd be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller

gloria truly is the definition of “steal your girl” bc she literally snatched every single barbie in barbieland away from their kens simply by reminding them that they all love women

˓ ࣪꒰ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ꒱ .°₊

what kind of cutie marks would you guys have... be honest

and what kind of pony would you be... and be realistic

you know what I’m gonna say it it’s super lame to reblog this with “how the hell would I know” or some variant because like you literally have the option to just decide based on your interests or what you would just like. There are people saying they’d be an alicorn with a blunt cutie mark. there is no reason to give me this i didn’t ask some deep though provoking question i asked what kind of pony you’d be and what symbol would be on your pony ass. man up and be a pony.

"you don't understand, it's so hard being a pretty woman, men don't take you seriously" <- woman who just discovered misogyny but has managed to make it about being pretty for some reason

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

Anne Sexton, from “Waking Alone,” in The Complete Poems [ID in alt text]

here's your fucking feedback @staff

list of problems the removal of icons causes:

list of problems solved by removing icons:

here's some more feedback: maybe when you run an a/b test you should, idk, actually have a feedback form people can fill out about it somewhere

@photomatt @wip

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

they should give every weird gay person with a niche media interest $1,000,000,000 and a production company

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

✨ H E R ✨

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

“I’m not afraid of myself.”