Im An Optimist

More Zodiac Compatibility here

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

In the closet*

Please take a moment to appreciate that the first sci fi heroes Fry thinks of are all women.

this was specifically to take the piss out of the show’s male fans btw

EVERY show should take the piss out of their male fans.

does anyone else feel really stupid and embarrassed after expressing any sort of emotion or is that just me

^^Correct Xoxo -Elliott Alexzander

Long distance relationships

“Don’t marry a man unless you’d be proud to have a son exactly like him” - Unknown

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD

hottest couples (x)

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

Who I want to be:

Who I actually am:

Video

GET OUT

THE FUTURE DOES HAVE AMAZING THINGS

Because why not? ;-) 

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I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

this video didn’t need validation. That was very good representation of dance/art I’ve seen.  

This site has changed me. I can no longer watch a TV show without trying to guess which scenes will end up a gifset on tumblr.

*posts a selfie*

Fourteen injured