ok fine *flops my fat stupid dick into a wheelbarrow and carts it away*
FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
Ok Ms. Carter
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
one of my “special interests” in the past couple of years has been exploring fast fashion vs. slow fashion. it has been a long journey trying to find clothes that actually 1) fit me 2) look good 3) are made from material that is not actively shoving plastic in the ecosystem 4) involve ethical labor, fair trade, fairly compensated, etc
before i did this research, i really had no clue about fabrics or fashion brands. i used to think i had zero interest in fashion, in fact.
i grew up wearing walmart and thrift store clothes, and when i went to college i bought clothes from target and asos. something started to shift a little bit when i found vintage resellers on etsy and ebay… those clothes were so unique. but a lot of the vintage clothes were polyester blends, stiff, and would fall apart as easily as my asos clothes. i would leave them hanging in my closet and never wear them. i would wear the same old t shirts and jeggings every day. i felt like it was impossible to ever wear comfortable clothes, or ever feel good in clothes, so why bother?
it started with linen. linen is very comfortable and pretty sustainable. i was amazed that i didn’t feel the urge to rip my clothes off when i wore linen. lightbulb number one.
a friend let me borrow a nooworks dress, and i went to the store and got some overalls. wow. overalls. lightbulb number two. holy shit, you can wear overalls. you know how people say “not binary or non-binary but a secret third thing.” that’s overalls.
i realized i loved the bonkers prints that nooworks had, and all of it was soft, and made ethically. it was a higher price point than i was used to, which gave me pause. but then you realize: we’re not supposed to be buying dumb clothes every other weekend. and isn’t a slightly higher price point for soft clothes that you won’t want to tear off your body worth it?
so i started my research. i made a spreadsheet. the prices can be all over the place across brands, so i made a column for prices. sizes can be all over the place too – people always ask me “where is the plus size slow fashion?” it’s there. just look at the size column. people say “isn’t it better to buy secondhand?” yeah, it is. i have many links to secondhand sources.
if you have any suggestions or additions please let me know, it is a living document.
DGA and SAG-AFTRA may be next to strike in the capitalist shit show known as “Hollywood.”
Let’s fucking gooooooo
there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever
Between the new percy jackson tv show coming and the hunger games prequel no-one will stop me from going back to my 2012 self
Reminder that dracula daily starts again next month for those who missed it last year
I personally started but then failed to keep up, so I'm going to try again this year
Link to the Substack to sign up:
It runs 3rd May - 7th November.
If you subscribed last year and haven't unsubscribed you will receive the emails.
And if reading isn't your preferred method of media consumption, why not check out @re-dracula? A Podcast version of the same concept! Bite-sized real time Dracula for your listening pleasure, featuring Karim Kronfli, Ben Galpin, Isabel Adomakoh Young, Beth Eyre, Giancarlo Herrera, David Ault, Jonny Sims, Felix Trench, Alan Burgon, Alasdair Stuart, and Sasha Sienna, as well as many others in ensemble.
forbidden neil the rat photos
Guess what day it is......it is







