Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
on the planet of the…
TREBLE
DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY
MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY
SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH
TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”
whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
come back when you're a little....mmm....Richard
When Little Richard died I edited Morshu to look like him
les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
I love tumblr so much because when I post art it still gets notes months and years later. on twitter if it doesn’t get a bunch of likes within an hour of posting it’s like gone forever and no one sees it ever again.