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The Most Profound Words Are Anonymous

@weepingsuccubus-blog

Model, Photographer, psychologist, serial killer. You'll never know.

If the eyes are the windows into the soul, my eyes must be like pushing over the curtain in a cheap hotel and being greeted by a dank and dirty brick wall.

reblog if you’re gay, part of the lgbtqa+ community, love cookies, killed a person, or hyped for halsey’s new album

When your world falls apart

Me: Hey mom
Mom: I found your fanfiction
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: Did you read it?
Mom: yes...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: Oh....

Relationship status

Boy: Hi, I'm emotionally unattainable, have a temper, have a tendency to lash out, might actually like guys, have been arrested more than once, and am not interested at all...
Me...
Boy...
Me: Wanna go out for coffee?

The everyday little gay crisis.

So, today in English class we had a substitute teacher who literally looked like a turtle. she explained to us that she was going to have someone write on the board 30 things that were the opposite of each other as we shout them out. (It’s supposed to show some sort of example with juxtaposition, which we all had probably learned in middle school). Of course “that one girl” in English jumped up without even raising her hand because she knows she’s the only one who ever volunteers. When she arrives at the board the room explodes into a chorus of (really terrible) examples of things that are opposites (“really Lance? Tomatoes and pickles?”) and it’s more chaos than Target on Black Friday. At this point you can tell that the substitute is pretty much questioning her entire existence and “that one girl” is yelling at people about how wrong they are and how certain things are definitely NOT the opposite of each other when someone blurts out “GAY OR STRAIGHT”. I mean personally I wouldn’t call them opposites because HELLO bisexuals but I immediately started fuming when the substitute lost her shit and told us that was inappropriate for during school hours or in her classroom. First of all it’s not HER classroom and second of all is she trying to say that being gay is inappropriate? That it’s wrong? Most of the people just accepted this and moved on but I just started yelling gay or straight between every few examples. After about ten more minutes I stood up and said “GAY OR STRAIGHT”. The substitute just looked at me and I think she saw the determination in my eyes because she let it go. I smiled wide as it was put it on the board, because I realized something, I may not be able to make a BIG change for gay rights and legalization but I CAN make some sort of a change no matter how big or small. No matter if it's the world or within my own community. Nothing is impossible if you work towards your beliefs and everything is worth fighting for if it’s important to you. I made that change today and it brought me here, on Tumblr, to tell you guys to achieve your dreams and to love who you want to love.  

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

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strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

YES

YES

I never realise how much I missed this post until it shows up again.

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mousathe14

Do the clothes truly make the man?

Let’s Find Out

I SHALL EMBRACE THE VOID

Well if it means bringing the music back…

Please make the “ska never dies” image of you a thing forever.

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vaspider

OMG THE SKA ONE

the houses as satisfying sounds

AS REQUESTED BY ANON.

Gryffindor - opening a can of soft drink, running water, a crackling fire, rain on a tin roof

Slytherin - cracking knuckles, the pop sound a cork makes when leaving a bottle, the sound horses’ hooves make, the swish of a ball going through a net

Ravenclaw - the pop of bubblewrap, slamming a book shut, typing on a keyboard, ice cracking

Hufflepuff - the purr of a cat, the sound of wind chimes, the sound a golf ball makes when it goes in the hole, the click of a computer mouse

Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations… you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They’re not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway.

Pulp Fiction (1994) Dir. Quentin Tarantino

Anatomical Collages on Vintage Dictionary Paper

Spanish shop PRRINT composes vintage prints with a contemporary sensibility on up-cycled old dictionary book pages. By infusing anatomical sketches and flower illustrations, PRRINT creates a stunning union between nature, beauty and life. You can find other stunning designs which feature animal, botanical, insect illustrations on their Etsy shop.

Wanted to do a starry night painting but don’t know what to paint it with… Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, or Harry Potter?