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@weepingdreammarvel

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Happy 1 year to qsmp: when Phil joined he would never imagined he would be roleplaying as a yearning bisexual waiting for his Mexican “platonic” husband to return to him. And be part of the most stable and happy families. Another year more Pissa crumbs.

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remember when baghera asked her teammates if they'd eat the eggs she laid if she laid eggs, and followed it up asking if they would eat her breast milk cheese, and everybody was so exhausted and middle of the night that they were like "yeah sure the conversation is doing this now I guess" and charlie slimecicle and mumza were here agreeing that yeah, it was just cheese, wasn't it while the rest of the group was like GUYS I think that might be cannibalism actually and Baghera was like not if I gave you the eggs WILLINGLY? the true spirit of the conversations you have at 4am in the kitchen during finals season, live on qsmp.tv

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bro I'm gonna explode

q!philza is always shocked when people build their houses next to him, move into his basement, trust his judgement and advice, trust him with their lives

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

the new member's first memories of this server are gonna be how you gave them waypoints, then money so they could use them, then explained the bounty system, then swooped in like a guardian angel when one of the players was downed all by herself

AND EVERY NEW MEMBER IS TREATED SIMILAR BY YOU

ANYTIME ANYONE ON THE SERVER NEEDS HELP, YOU SWOOP IN, AVOCADO TOAST IN HAND

I just wanna shake q!philza by the shoulders and yell in his self-depreciating face "YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE LOVED!"

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𝕸𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖙𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖞

𝙾𝚛𝚌 𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜. 𝙲𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎.

  • 𝙰𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊 ~ 𝙰 𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜.
  • 𝙰𝚕𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚊 ~ 𝚂𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚣𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜.

Words: ~1.1k

Relationship: August Walker x princess!female reader

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (non-con, bondage, manhandling, cum marking), mean August, size difference, SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!

A/N: I love a bad boy so much and I’m not even a little bit sorry about it. If I’m going to hell, so be it.

August grinned as he walked through the horde’s camp, holding the head of his conquered foe high and roaring before tossing it to one of his clansmen and instructing them to boil it so he could add the skull to his collection. His blood was still up from the battle, and there was only one thing on his mind. He took a mug of grog from someone before throwing aside the flap to his tent and striding inside.

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Anonymous asked:

Working at a fast food place in a blizzard and all I want is some big yandere monster who has a tracker on my phone to notice and get worried for me and come immjdetaly to steal me from my work and tie me up saying he'll make sure I never have to work again cause he'll handle me

Sfw or nsfw

I liked this idea a lot, idk where the idea for a blizzard came from, but I like how you think ^_^'

Word Count: 2.5k

Monster (Rahl) x gn reader

W: sfw monster fluff, kidnapping, tying up

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Hi Flower! I hope you had a great new years! Wish you nothing but the best this year! I wanted to ask real quick if you took requests. Like

With a minotaur? Like I don’t see a lot of them on tumblr - or I can’t find them - but like it can me sfw or nsfw, whatever you want. I low key think that Minotaurs are so cute. Doesn’t have to be like super extravagant or anything, like something a little cutesy fluffy. I don’t know does that make sense? But like only if you want to 😂❤️

ANYWAYS I love your work and I hope you have a great day!

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Thank you! I do take requests and I've actually been working on a couple of minotaur stories but I wasn't quite happy with any of them until I decided on this one. It's a little different with a reader with yandere qualities as well. I hope you have a wonderful new year with many delights <3

'Minotaur demigod (Solomon) x water nymph reader

Word Count: 2k

🌶️ NSFW MASTERPOST 🌶️

W: nsfw monster smut, some violence and minor character death, yandere vibes

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Your alien husband deals with gangsters

General Plot: After a rough trip to the beach, you're getting some rest when you get an unexpected visitor. Idreod also has a meeting with the man who sold you.

Kherae Alien (Idreod) x female reader with glasses

Word Count: 3k

🌶️ NSFW MASTERPOST 🌶️

W: there's a lot of plot going on in this one, but there is also a smutty scene 😘, vaginal sex, forced marriage, yandere vs. yandere, violence, some breeding talk

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Your alien husband saves you

General Plot: Idreod decides to take you out for some recreation, so you head to the beach!

Word Count: 3k

Kherae Alien (Idreod) x female reader with glasses

🌶️ NSFW MASTERPOST 🌶️

W: I wouldn't exactly call this very smutty, but there is an nsfw scene ^_^ oral sex, a little bit of violence, yandere vs. yandere vibe, a little angst, almost drowning description

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Your alien husband shows you his assets

General Plot: Idreod literally has a lot of assets and he shows them to you.

Word Count: 1.5k

Kherae alien (Idreod) x female reader with glasses

🌶️ NSFW MASTERPOST 🌶️

W: some violence, sfw alien fluff, yandere vs. yandere, forced marriage, breeding talk

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Coffee for your orc mate

Orc (Rork) x Female Reader

General Plot: You work at a coffee shop and meet an orc you grow to like. He likes you too. This ended up being a darker series...just fyi

Word Count: 1kish

W: stalking, kidnapping, sfw yandere fluff, future parts have sfw non con, so be warned

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Anonymous asked:

Orc boyfriend with what he thinks is a tiny, smol mate who's so smol, so delicate, so sweet... They're actually pretty firmly built for a human, while a bit short, along with being stubborn and sassy and ready to bite heads off for their adorable XL size boyfriend.

I've got so many orc stories going right now, but you know I'm not mad about it ^_^ I love Orcs <3 There are so many different ways to write them. I have another couple of Orc asks I'm working on, as well 🥵

Orc (Cedar) x thick f reader

Word Count: 5K

Tw: sfw orc fluff, some brief descriptions of battle, brief mention of sa, size difference

More monster fluff here

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Tallulah's model has been updated!

She now has black hair and a purple hat! This is reflected in Phil's emotes too.

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Q, about a drawing of phil and missa and their kids: awwww is that me?? :)) Phil: THAT IS MISSA, YOU KNOW WHO HE IS Q: awwwww im so fucking lonely :DDD Kongkong: missa??? Phil: yes missa hes not on right now- Kongkong: "he??" Phil: yes hes a man Kongkong: AHHHHH I SEE I SEE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
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fitpacs

quackity is like “yes we all met on the server and we’re actually friends, we’ve met multiple times in real life, it was great! we get to know each other and stuff :D”

meanwhile phil, muted in game: “CHAT WE GOT FUCKED UP, WE ALWAYS GET SO FUCKED UP, WE DRINK SO MUCH”

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so sorry for the lack of posting over here,,,, made a dumb mistake with the last few pages i posted of eepytale and got completely unmotivated to keep drawing right after that so uh- give me some time to work that out 😭 anyway, have an art dump rhhhahh-I've been getting into qsmp again and ended up making a lot of philza art ahah- ANYWAY IM RAMBLING-

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lockoutkey

“quackity’s name is attached to the QSMP project and therefore he is inherently responsible for any problems within the admin team” AND “quackity might not have even known what was going on so we shouldn’t automatically blame him for this situation” are two statements that should coexist rn