rat brick

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

Elementary school counselor: “Hey champ, how’s it going? What brings you in to see me?”

Me, age 9: “Well you see I think the world is falling apart and maybe coming to some sort of end, but no one seems concerned and everybody seems to be pretending not to see it, if anything it’s all a big partisan joke to them. And if the world really is falling apart and the seas are turning to acid and boiling up and filling with plastic, that’s really inconvenient to me, because I’d like to study marine animals someday, and if they die off I’m going to be out of a career and pretty cross about it. Also I have no way of holding anyone accountable for any of this so I have turned all that guilt and blame inward into perpetual self-punishment, and also gender makes me profoundly sad, but that’s for another session.”

Elementary school counselor: “….so would you say you feel more smiley or frowny more of the time?”

#being a child is existential horror #I mean being an adult is also existential horror but at least you’re not a child

fucking adore this information, and now I am laughing how the English saw it best to describe people who aren't male or female as "armed"

aka "just like me fr fr"

moving to skyrim for the walkable cities

Looking through buttons on the Canadian gay archives and just found my favourite one. It's called "Gay Moon. Button."

Hey I cropped these for you

take his ass to margaritaville

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

horse walking through some kind of store my guess is a tractor supply it is shopping though horses are not predators this horse is on the hunt for a good deal

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

this person on the bottom also co-opts pro-trans blogs via rebloging to get transphobes to attack the original poster

I KNOW THAT PERSON I HATE THEM SM

I have them blocked but they managed to reblog my stuff anyways 🥲 (from one of my other side blogs)

I can report them for hate speech if you want?

please do!! the more people we have doing that, the more likely they'll be termed

alright, everyone, you heard the anti-terf-poster; we’ve got a bitch to mass report.

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

Oh god they literally have a full court