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@wedemboyos

| Tory | 28 | Boyo | I'm trash, and this is my dumpster. Sometimes I'll put out my thoughts on stuff, but it's usually incoherent anyway so yeah
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โ€œkill them with kindnessโ€ Wrong. CURSE OF RA ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€†

This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

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bombing

REVOLUTIONARY WAR PORN PARODYย โ€œTHE POUNDING FATHERSโ€ HAVE TO WRITE DOWN HERE SO I DONโ€™T FORGET ALSO STARRING JOHN HANDCOCK ITโ€™S BASICALLY WRITING ITSELF ALSO CALL ATTORNEY TO SET UP BIGGER BANK ACCOUNT

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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

oh my god yes this counts. what the fuck. this is like the single worst thing you could do to yourself for no reason. this is actual self harm

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Anonymous asked:

As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.

of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW

also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I'm gonna have to listen to Taylor's Version :/

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oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

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Anonymous asked:

As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.

of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW

also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I'm gonna have to listen to Taylor's Version :/

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oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

sorry I'm so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw

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vaspider

Holy fuck.

People literally getting ANGRY AT HER for daring to mention she's STRAIGHT. It's personally offending her marginalized fans for her to not go along with their desperation for HER to be Queer.

... Me, I'm a P!nk fan, I have no idea what this is about. Delighted not to be Le Involved here.

You left the best part in the tags!

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gpedia

Wow what a coincidence @booksandfiltercoffee was just telling me about gaylor panic in the streets of social media.

That was brought upon by this post

I especially love that Tumblr screenshot saying "if what you're implying is the truth, just SAY IT" because she has! She's stated over and over again "I am not gay, I am straight, I am heterosexual" and they REFUSED to believe her and blamed it on compulsory heterosexuality, or her being too scared to come out. She LITERALLY did just say it!