@webrokethemoon

"Never laugh at live dragons."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

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vanshira

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

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vanshira

narwhals, maybe

Please. Everyone knows unicorns aren’t real.

That is DREADFUL orca stereotyping. Resident orcas are EXTREMELY concerned about ethical wildlife photography and have a strong ecological stewardship, just to start with.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

It’s great that Sora is in smash but now I want to see the lawyer battle that took place between Nintendo and Disney

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saeraas

The reason why Phoenix Wright wasn’t in Smash is because he had to fight Disney’s lawyers for Sora

aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage

post canceled i forgot that mr. ratburn got gay married. my apologies king

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spector

i love tumblr so much its like a journal except worse bc i wouldnt bother opening my actual journal to write down ‘theres a bug stuck in my blinds #girlboss’ but i will most definitely click on a new post button on tumblr and do that

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bauliya

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

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bauliya

hiromu arakawa tell me your secret. how in the hell did you conquor the sexy villain paradox. he's so attractive and YET bradley-fuckers who call him misunderstood uwu aren't a thing.

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bauliya

roy, i think. roy is the reason. by the time we get to Fuhrer being attractive we've already seen a shirtless roy kill something that can't be killed for a woman he's in doomed-tragic love with. fellas take note. you want a hot villain that people don't woobify, give them a sexy angsty will-die-for-my-wife antihero first.

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bauliya

someone who loves you just told a sweet story about you. someone else just saw your favorite food in the store and almost bought it even though you’re far away. someone walked past your house and thought the garden looked nice. you are never as alone as you feel

i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’ 

with such great hits as 

  • mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
  • dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst
  • steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually
  • dipper: what. the fuck.
  • the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof 
  • mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst
  • steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
  • “our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”
  • steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together* 
  • dipper: *furiously taking notes*
  • theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
  • dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
  • steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
  • dipper: ??????thanks??
  • playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
  • (at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill 
  • various pines: thanks man
  • steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire
  • dipper:

it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.

mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”

dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”

@novantinuum@thepringlesofblood​ u are visionaries 

The crossover I didn’t know I needed.