im making something silly and i would like everyone to see this bby Luke Glanton which is going to be part of a much bigger drawing. he's very small <3
*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF
You've heard of protagonists who are genre-savvy. Now get ready for protagonists who are outright genre-saboteurs.
Ryan Gosling photographed by Gareth McConnell for The New York Times, 2007.
sierra six its always siera six on my dash and not fuckin henry letham FREE ME
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whenever a kid is signing up for a library card and they and their parent have good silly vibes i like to treat it like a knighting ceremony. i'm like "jacob, child of hannah, i bestow unto you this card of great freedom and power. are you prepared to take on the literary responsibility of your very own library card? i believe you are." and it always makes them laugh and feel very important it's so much fun. like yeah we do a little improv at the library we do some bits
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Imo kinda problematic to worship Apollo :/ I mean he brings the plague upon people and shoots them with arrows
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I hope you and your family get the plague
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AUUUGUGUHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHG. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHGHHG AGONY
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I’m gonna go pick some flowers today :)
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Built this today
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Up here flying and shit. With my new wax wings
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The sun looks so beautiful
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Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS
#THEY JUST SHOWED UP IN THR CLOUDS WHO ARE YOU #WHAT THE FUCK #???!!?!? #??? HOWD YOU EVEN GET HERE
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who would even want a golden touch. what would you do with that. choose turning into a dolphin instead or something
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look at this guy his posts turn into gold too😭😭😭
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why are you on my post
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Psycopomp winner FINALE
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Why am I losing. Guys
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Guys I thought we were in agreement
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The other guy makes you pay for a ride why are you voting for him
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today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was like “SHARKS” that kid literally ordered a princess elsa and sharks birthday cake and i have literally never in my whole life been more excited to see the end result of an order ive taken.
little kid cake orders are the BEST! one time there was like this 5 yr old girl and all she wanted was a komodo dragon themed cake…
she got it
That cake is more impressive than anything I’ve seen on any of those Fantabulosity Cakes shows, oh my god.
My cousins’ asked for Star Wars and Ballet. The person who made it really ran with the idea.
the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
"fast travel to work" is a great way of putting it. because a lot of people say "but the less time you have at night, the more time you have during the morning!" but your morning is like, getting emotionally ready to get off of bed, taking your meds, taking a shower, making and eating breakfast, going to work, etc. and waking up early will just make you do that stuff early. it won't give you more time to rest, it won't give you more time to talk to anyone, it won't inherently give you anything at all even. sometimes saving up 30-60 minutes before work is just kind of a nothing amount of time. it's like saying extended lunch break is free time. it's not. just because you're not actively working doesn't mean you're not giving your time to your employer
Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.
I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying
Just when I thought I'd learned all my lines...
People are complaining about allistics which is always valid but here’s an alternative explanation:
“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
obsessed with stories where the message is that you can’t bring someone back from the dead even if you can bring someone back from the dead
His holiness only gives sermons like that when he's ovulating.
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