the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"
When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
Throwing this here before @weaver-z can take credit for my idea again
I think Michael’s behind Gabriel’s amnesia and transformation to human. I mean, she’s the prince of heaven, the first angel, and the one who cast Satan himself out of Heaven. All of that, and The Almighty chose to leave Gabriel in charge… Plus these posts from Neil seem to suggest some resentment sooooo I think it’s safe to say they’re in their Coup Era (and as someone who’s been The Oldest Daughter in some settings as well as a certified lesbian, I support Michael in their efforts)
I apologize for my intellectual property crimes in the GO server </3 the goal of my content is always to entertain <3
funnytwittertweets
An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor
Dr. Acula
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.01 - Development Day
my tranny ass is getting deported help
hello, for several months i have been i the process of claiming asylum in a small eastern european country that sucks due to transphobic legislation in my passport country. during this time i have been dependent on donations from tumblrinas like you to stay alive
bad news: this has not been successful. sometime this month, i'm expecting a phone call telling me I have a few days to leave the country.
good news: i planned ahead for this. i'll be initiating a fairly elaborate plan to get myself back on stable footing by august. i won't be relying on the UN or obscure human rights treaties or anything, i'll be on a normie regularisation path
ehhh: it's gonna cost money. my cats and i are traveling internationally as a part of this and that comes with associated costs, and then there's the cost of getting established and settled in a new country. so the period from june to august is going to be cost and labour intensive, even with the planning mostly out of the way
0/$1500
if you've been holding back for when i need a big flashy emergency fund, this is that emergency. this is the worst off i will ever be again. So this is absolute code red.
82/1500$
yay. spent $70 on getting my cats' travel vaccines up to date yesterday though so keep pushing!!!
202/1500$
absolutely swagadelic pls continue,...
418/1500$
this support is. extremely lovely thank u
934/1500$
holy shit???
962/1500$
it looks like donations have slowed down lately... $900 looks like a lot of money but for what i need to do with it it's really not so i really need that last third of the fundraiser very soon!
what i've raised now will just about cover the next two weeks of the process, but it's going to be an all-of-june-and-maybe-into-july period of heavy expenses :s
1188/1500$
!!!! guys we're almost there, only 312 remaining!
Just 250$ left to goal!
218$ left!
Donations are slowing down! Don't let the haters win!
60$ remaining!!!
Not gonna lie to you all I set this goal very arbitrarily and it is in truth going to be more than 1500$ to get me to pre-empt a deportation and get me to safety afterwards as I'm sure you all can imagine... but it'll still be nice to meet this goal
jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest
Yooooo i feel like your spideysona and mine would be freinds... mines like not the only spider man in her verse, shes like. The second one. Her gf is the typical bit in a lab, tho in this case she was bringing her weird science gf lunch she forgot. The one whose act like Main is Shes a mad(?) Scientist who by accident gave herself a much much higher dose of the spidey juice than she should have and got. Significantly more spidery as a result. She can get back into a mostly human looking form but its straining and cant stay that way for long, otherwise in my head shes kind of like. Calne ca. Not quite but thats closest.
She kinda has a weird role of 'wants to be a hero, particularly search and rescue work, but thats kinda hard when you look like most like.... that' and usually just hides away, making strange rumors of a creature that comes out of the woods to save people from disaster, and probably isnt too well recieved by all the other spidermen but tries not to let it get to her.
Sorry for huge dump ive just been plotting out a storyboard for mine and seeing another cool horror one is real nice 💚
Love some Spider-folk with body-horror-adjacent aesthetics <3
Hey you know what? I don't mind being a "villain of the week." :) No, I don't know why my leitmotif sounds like inhuman screaming, it's probably nothing,
horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute
oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:
I like that they didn't play up rivalry between Hobie and Miles (Hobie's way too punk to play into a role as hetero-patriarchal as "second male lead") but tbh if I learned that my girl had left a sweater and a toothbrush at his place I'd simply accept that all was lost