Things in the OVAs that make me go brrrr:
• The entire Justice fight (it was amazing)
• Enya using Justice for eternal hotness
• the very heartfelt Avpol hug
• the way Kakyoin’s earrings defy the laws of physics
• Jotaro’s and Kakyoin’s introduction fight
• Iggy’s shit-eating grin
• Polnareff’s earrings not being hearts but ‘half hearted attempts’ which just makes them look like broken apples
• Avdol and Polnareff communicating through gestures and it being transcribed into subtitles
• Avdol generally being such a badass with his flames. They really made his fire look extra great
• Polnareff just not having a fleshbud and just turning from evil to baby in a second
• Kakyoin going sth like “not this guy” when they meet Pol, implying that they met
• and entire episode being named after and dedicated to Kakyoin
• Them all crying in the last scene. Yes, even Jotaro
• Joseph wearing a bandage over his shirt?
• Star Platinums long, luscious hair
• Star Platinums voice breaking while Ora-ing
• Jotaro throwing a tower at Dio
• Dio’s voice that tries but doesn’t sound threatening OR charismatic and persuasive
• the Ora’s and Muda’s that are just... off and stop halfway through because “they can’t expect us to do this for 10 seconds straight right?”
• Star Platinum flashing ass while throwing Iggy
•the incredibly weird depiction of the stone masks use at the beginning of every episode ???
• Jotaro’s chain jingling when he moves
• More Spider-Man Kakyoin & Joseph
• Hamon being called “Wave-energy” or sth in the subtitles and it just... not being explained. Like, fuck those who haven’t read p1 & 2 right?
• Jotaro dreaming about Phantom Blood like a true shounen jump protagonist
• the colour palette desperately trying to turn it down with earthy tones
• Polnareff & Joseph being blonde for some reason. It’s amusing
• Silver Chariot with golden accents
• Hierophant Green rocking this colour palette
• the way the English pronunciation is slightly better but it’s just not as fulfilling as hearing a good ol’ “EMURALDO SPULASHO” and similar
• Attempts to make Dio less of a slut in design but still showing him in THAT pose every episode plus his tight leather tank top
• N’Doul mentioning the other gods of prosperity but they just skip over that, except for D’Arby, elder. Not D’Arby, younger though. We ain’t got no time for video games.
• Jotaro’s magenta tank top and matching hat
• Avdol dying in one episode and immediately returning in the next, because we are on a budget
• the Egypt arc being the first to air and them changing the art style when animating the other half
• managing to make Jotaro look even less like a 17 year old and more like approaching 40
• Suzi Q’s hair being even fluffier
• there is a shot where, two times in two different fonts, “Gay Lord” is written as a restaurant sign. And I know it’s a surname but I wheezed