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internalizedkryptophobia
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
internalizedkryptophobia
You don't have to understand someone completely to respect them and fight for their right to exist.
a friend of mine has been saying "de-escalate all conflict that is not with the enemy."
we have real, life-threatening forces to fight back against.
Source: godtasteslikecherrycoke
amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful
clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent
Splorin
this summer...
everyone's favorite knight...
is coming to the big screen
*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!
*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*
"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"
Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”
one knight will find himself
Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"
and maybe a Legendary Sword
Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”
but first he has to find his courage
Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"
*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”
*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*
and the wisdom...
Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”
this summer is going to be
*montage of slap stick*
*Ganondorf twerking*
Link "aaawkward"
this summer is going to be...
*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*
*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*
"LIIIIIIIIT"
THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!
*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*
LEGENDARY
The Legend of Zelda.
Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"
ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do
different schools of thought I suppose
i love tragic siblings as much as the next eldest child but I’m incapable of being serious ^_^
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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence
Northern Cardinal, 4/10
I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
American Robin, 1/10
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
House Sparrow, 10/10
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
Tufted Titmouse, 1/10
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
European Starling, 9/10
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
Carolina Wren, 3/10
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
American Crow, unrated
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
A pleasant surprise.
When he goes back into the dirt
i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it
I’m sorry official angry birds pride content is so interesting to me look at this they put them in drag and tbh it’s kindof awesome if I am going to be honest
chai time with aunties!
that was one of my favourite moments!! i thought it would be fun to see them hang out soo here it is!! (i re-drew the ''chai tea'' scene)
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Did I spend almost the entire day making spotify playlist covers for owl house characters instead of working on my school assignments? Yes.
