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We Are Mercenaries

@wearemercs / wearemercs.tumblr.com

Sellswords, Guns for Hires and other Ne'er-Do-Wells.

Horses exist in zoos, you're pretty sure. That's where they, more or less, belong. It's not like there's a stable next to the auto shop or something. Are there... wild horses? In.... nature? Presumably, at some point, there must have been. Probably not, anymore.

Oh, the race tracks, though. Duh. They probably have stables. Couldn't lose twenty thousand wen a day if there weren't losing horses to bet on.

Horses don't belong at the gas station, but there's one here anyways. Its rider is wearing a leather jacket studded with old military medals; what looks like a torso-sized cogwheel, slung over her back like a shield; a broadsword, underneath the cog-shield; and a pair of holo-screen shades.

She dismounts. She slides her card through the machine. The pumps start pumping. The horse sticks out its neck, dips its snout, and begins drinking gasoline directly from the nozzle. The rider holds the spout up to the horse's mouth, at a bit of an awkward angle.

She meets your eyes, and shrugs. You know how it is.

You don't know how it is. Later, you will see her on the news, clotheslining a police officer on horseback at seventy miles per hour. You will understand even less, and also, so much more.

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TEN THOUSAND DAYS FOR THE SWORD

A New Viking Joins the Collective

From the sea they come, blades in hand. Their history, a saga of blood and glory. They come in many forms; berserkers, poets, explorers. Are they raiders, or are they heroes? Are they friends or are they foes? Perhaps it doesn't matter. Whatever else they are, they are Vikings and they sail onward. To those who they call friends, they are mighty allies indeed. Everyone, please welcome @we-are-viking to the Collective.

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vlepkaaday

I kinda had no inspiration lately for something new. The end of summer oś always depressing. So here’s a safe subject that I always like to draw: a dark elf! I don’t know why but it has a bit of a Dragon Age feel to it.

In the sprawling world of Forgotten Realms, a mysterious dark elf girl named Vaelora emerges from the shadows. With her obsidian skin and radiant silver hair, she is a striking contrast to her subterranean homeland, the Underdark. Trained in the arts of both stealth and magic, Vaelora navigates the treacherous realms with a mix of grace and cunning. Haunted by her past, she seeks to forge her own destiny beyond the confines of her society's expectations, unraveling secrets that could reshape the fate of the realms.

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#digitalart #ocdrawing #darkelfgirl #drow #forgottenrealms #baldursgate3

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sntvvault

For anyone hit with the new update today, install Dashboard Unfucker v3.6.0a here. Just make sure that you have the TamperMonkey extension installed on your browser first so that it will work. It comes with advanced settings to restore the icons on the dash, just check "re-add icons to reblogs". Thanks to @yappatadwinks for helping me get things working

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txttletale

when people complain abotu the Mean Indie TTRPG Fans telling them to play another game it's like. idk. imagine that lemonade is the most popular drink and there were people who drink lemonade every day and say 'hmm i hate the lemony taste of this, and its cloudy colour' but they kept just chugging gallons of it and other people who went online to say 'hey how can i make my lemonade taste like chocolate and also be brown and thick' and then some people said 'maybe some of you should be drinking other beverages' and then people who genuinely liked lemonade because of the lemony taste were like 'lol lmao the elitist beverage drinkers think we're tricking ourselves into liking lemonade' . like no buddy this isnt about you