The warriors better win tonight or that'll be the last straw in my miserable life
-Second century warlord type post
bluestar

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The warriors better win tonight or that'll be the last straw in my miserable life
-Second century warlord type post
bluestar
Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. “Hi, I’m Dave, and this is my dog, Dave” – you just don’t see that a lot.
my boyfriend has a friend named max who adopted a dog named max and kept the name. so now everyone, including his parents, refer to him as “max the human” and his dog is, of course, “max the dog”
ALT
and sometimes i end up with texts like this
Fighting inanimate objects for attention is conservative 'masculinity'.
The Contradiction of Capitalism- Richard Wolff
The rise of consumer credit as wages stagnated.
Caving to hateful extremists is why you should not be shopping at Target.
They decided to not protect their employees.
Oh yeah, this is absolutely true! The area of the North of England where they grow most of it is sometimes referred to as the Rhubarb Triangle. The centre of it is the city of Wakefield, which holds an annual Rhubarb Festival.
I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.
The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you’ll learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same.
Shocking! This Beautiful Man Fucked His Way into the Alderaanian Royal Family After His Smuggling Career Failed!
Like, that's not even wrong, though. Yeah, the way it's written like a tabloid headline is hilarious, but it's not wrong. That's basically literally exactly what happened.
No, it’s so true and that’s the funny part. Leia could have had any man or women or alien in the galaxy if she so pleased and she chose a guy 13 years older than her who lived in a sewer for the first two decades of his life and spent most of his adulthood running drugs for a slug. A man who’s greatest skills are giving head and running from the cops. And you know what? I would have picked him too.
hand-printing shirts! I’ll have a limited number of these at MCM London this weekend (table H-12 in artist alley!). here’s the design as it looks on the fabric: