lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

omg! how cute

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

a look inside Steve Harrington’s phone // // // Tags: @neverhadenough @mikeselevennn @softsmolgirl @wayward-mutant @dyslexiccherry @bands-over-sports @lxsxr-clxb @finnie-wolfhard @lolahood @sleepymikewheeler @pigfartsranger394

love this work of art

if this doesn’t satisfy your heart, idk if you have a heart

Good Girls 1x4: Atom Bomb

love love love 💓

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

“what the demon under my bed sees”

Why is this so funny

so i walked into the lab today and i did a double take because i saw

a friend

a tiny friend

a tiny origiami dragon friend

TINY GOOD GREEN BOI!!

Encounter: an extremely small Green Dragon

@yoursunandstars

@blackirisposts it me

It V you <3

When the DM says something like “The room appears to be empty” or “so you touch the object?”

Fun DM tip: always do that. Even if it really is empty or nothing will happen. Really helps curb meta gamming and can get some funny reactions. My favorite is asking how they open the door or asking “so you just stand in front of it and open it normally” then suddenly they’re trying to describe a totally abnormal way of opening a door that doesnt involve them being in front of it

Except me and my hammer-for-brains lawful-dumbass paladin and my staunch refusal to break character ever, we’re gonna full on kick down that fucking door and holler “anyone home?” before the party can say “roll investigation”

Reminds me of our youngest player who is about 11, a friend’s daughter which also games with us.

Before many many MANY encounters while we are stealthily trying to figure out what creature lies before us

We see her walk up to said creature and in her sweet little voice she says “hello how are you?”

To which many encounters begin with and I quote

“Wait did you REALLY say hello to ______? In game? Did you really?”

Her favorite creatures to say hello to are

I would protect this child with my life

Wanna One “1÷x=1 (UNDIVIDED)” Unit Concept Photos x Color Palettes 

WHO ALLOWED HIM

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED

“are there any special guests we can look forward to?”

joe: “i don’t want to say any names but-”

“president ob-no he’s not gonna be on it”

joe: “i don’t care i’ll play you a new song right now!”

*starts scrolling*

joe: “you ready?”

joe: *plays year 3000*

this is chaotic leo energy at its finest