he’s yellin

First noted US preorder (click here or source to go to tweet, which has link to purchase). New link here

Why does Fearow sound like that

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

Twitter is just a comments section attached to no actual content whatsoever.

something about homestuck that people need to bring up more is how rose lalonde killed guy fieri and rode his body like a surfboard down a waterfall of blood

the other thing about homestuck is that its so fucking long that shit like this happened all the time and we just forget about it. i read the whole comic, i have no memory of this. you could say that literally anything happened in homestuck and i would believe you.

$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

It’s a vibe.

couldn’t tell if this was real life or gta v

Ahem.

this was a historical moment in television

The best part of that interview

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years

Me: