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I’m screaming did anyone know that owls legs were this long???

*everyday

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

Roger, baby, won’t you help me out?

roger please 

Come on Roger, bring us that luck please. 🤞

Roger, babe.. please

For my Cubbies #flytheW

We fixed them

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

Mila Kunis, Kate Bosworth, Joe Pesci, Jane Seymour, Elizabeth Berkley, Dan Aykroyd, Henry Cavill, Alice Eve, Simon Pegg, and Josh Henderson all have heterochromia iridis, a lack or excess of pigmentation that causes you to have two different eye colors. Source Source 2 Source 3

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Do you have heterochromia? I hear it’s a result of inbreeding. Yay!

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reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

My dick is lingible

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

Plane Safety Cards: Explained by The Poke

by Gemma Correll

Some grains just want to watch the world burn.

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Oh my god ❤️

Absolutely love this

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