Scientists Are Teaching This Robot To Say “No” Humans - watch the full video

They didn’t .gif the best part!

I trust you…

If these scientists ever let this baby fall I will be taking names. Preserve this robots trust.

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

An under appreciated look - when you’ve taken off all of your makeup and your lips are slightly tinted and puffed, your eyes a little downcast, and you look like a high class french courtesan recovering from a tryst with the crowns secrets in her heart

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…

Words of wisdom by Mother Nature

Museums are really weird.

IT’S BACK

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

cronch

They screm

They screm for the cronch

This is what I opened my tumblr for

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

Or giving a TED talk. (via kibblesmith)

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"