Jersey Mikes doesn’t sell meatball subs
6 word horror story
mobile tumblr is a hostile realm. cold. uncaring. blanketed with ads and malfunction. all risk and no rewards to reap. desktop tumblr is a beautiful sanctuary. wide. open. honest. kept in check by 8497484732 thousand browser extensions
*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*
crystal beptism
Why is it always Sonic. What does this series do to people
- nobody wants or uses tumblr live
- nobody wants the shop icon where the account icon used to be
- nobody wants the new video player / image viewer (let us pause ! let us zoom !)
- the only good feature recently has been polls and even that took way too long to properly roll out
- we are STILL fighting in the trenches against spam bots
@staff pls take notes
Customer: SUP BRA" IS SURFER LINGO FOR “WHAT IS HAPPENING MAN?/HOWS IT GOING? DMV: BRA? WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE Verdict: ACCEPTED
WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE.
whamlastchristmas
before and after you told them they were beautiful
}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{
one of them isn’t even a cat
things I love about this
- someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
- the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
- “live harmless reptile”
- her face
- the tortoise’s face
captainamerica-in-middle-earth
Thats a fucking snapping turtle
Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen
tonightweredrinkingfromthebong
I wasn’t gonna reblog, but this poor person’s eyes. They scream of pain and desperation.
Stained glass umbrella by YOU+MORE! I am not sure if it is suitable for sunshade use by oh god this is so pretty!!!!
This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.
It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.
i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.
so I’m playing omori
have this meme I made about it
Weird, Swedish class portrait
The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”
Yes… ME!!!
my fave type of guy is whatever this is classified as