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How Did I End Up Back In Bed

@waywardthingprincess

: A Series
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Anonymous asked:

i'm not sure if you remember, but a user on tumblr named jiminniexmochi had gotten a request to write a story based off of one of your artworks a while back (the one where kook is a ceo and jimin got interviewed by him) so in case you haven't heard yet, jiminniexmochi is rewriting 'I'll Never Let You Go' and is even doing a sequel. jiminniexmochi(.)tumblr(.)com/post/176920830938/ill-never-let-you-go-rewrite

Oh Thank you for your Message, it’s super late that I reply to see but I will check it out, thank you ;w;

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Hey! Your recs are amazing do you guys have any where the boys are dads? Thanks again!

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DO I HAVE FICS OF THE BOYS AS DADS?????? DO I????? WHY YES I DO THATS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TROPE!!!!!!!!!!!

TAEKOOK

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. “Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I’m thinking about you. I hope you’re thinking about me too. Love–” he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. “Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?”

Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.

Or, Taehyung’s been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi’s criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

aeipathy by aeterisks [E, 51K]

After endless months of looking for a job, Taehyung finally finds something that looks just made for him. But when he gets to know Jeongguk and his daughter, what was only ever meant to be a job turns into so much more—maybe even the home he had been looking for.

In which Jeongguk upgrades from being his boss’ frazzled and overworked assistant to prospective future step-parent practically overnight.

Mr. Poppins by lulublue1234 [T, 10K~ongoing]

Jungkook is a single parent raising six-year-old Namjoon and eight-year-old Jin. He’s in over his head after his wife passes away. One windy day Kim Taehyung quite literally floats into their lives and turns the threesome’s peaceful world upside down.

OrThe day Kim Taehyung falls from the sky and lands in Jungkook’s heart.

YOONMIN

“I’m sorry,” he said, speaking slowly. “Could you repeat that for me, please?”

The doctor gave him an understanding smile. It almost made Jimin mad. He didn’t understand. He couldn’t, not unless he was in the exact same position as him. Not unless someone was telling him the exact same things they were currently telling Jimin.

“Your child is autistic. He has ASD, autism spectrum disorder.”

*In which Jungkook has autism, and Jimin is just trying his best.

NAMJIN

Namjoon’s a single father with agoraphobia.Seokjin’s a single father with a demanding job.Both are struggling to be good parents.

Or

The time five-year-old Taehyung kidnaps five-year-old Jungkook…because, “We have the same last name so we’re brothers”

As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.

He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.

Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?

One more huff from the guy.

He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.

“I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”

(or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)

VHOPE

The only cardio single father Kim Taehyung needs are the destructive palpitations of his weak, weak heart whenever he sees Jung Hoseok, dancer extraordinaire.

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Alternatively, Taehyung’s list of regrets runs for much too long.

“Well. I’d like to offer you the position,” Hoseok says, like he hardly ever says, because he usually waits a day and calls because he tries to pretend he’s a professional person who is going over many messages, conducting many interviews, and selecting the most qualified applicant.

No, he doesn’t have so much pride. His nanny quit today because after ten days of dealing with Soonyoung she couldn’t bring herself to show up anymore, and Hoseok can’t even be mad because he knows how Soonyoung treats nannies.

Taehyung says, “I’d like to accept.”

2SEOK

Seokjin didn’t ask for any of this. Not for his estranged son Taehyung to suddenly move in and turn Seokjin’s orderly life upside down. Certainly not for said son to come with a mentor and dance instructor in the form of the impossibly sunny, annoyingly attractive Jeong Hoseok. Fortunately, the universe doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to what Seokjin does and does not ask for.

YOONJIN

yoongi is a single parent, taehyung is his son who wants to be a dragon, jimin is the dragon’s new best friend, and seokjin is too good looking for a single dad working two jobs.

YOONSEOK

Yoongi’s neighbour tries to kill him.

He’s not particularly offended; she is, after all, four. What he is offended by is her father. Her kind, funny father, who smiles at him like the sun and is just as blinding…

(Or: Jung Hoseok is the single father of the weirdest child Min Yoongi has ever met, and he thinks he might be falling in love.

TAEGI

Min Yoongi knew that going back to school to get his graduate degree would the death of him, especially for something as unstable as a music career.

Even so, there is never a dull moment. Jeonguk is a whipped idiot, Namjoon is a clumsy fuck, Seokjin is a self-obsessed hypochondriac, Hoseok without a doubt has ADHD, and Jimin is a constant daydream and nightmare, in and of himself.

At least Yoongi’s two-year old son is able to keep him on his toes.

But alas, nothing changes this simple fact.

Min Yoongi knew that going back to school would be the death of him.

But what he didn’t know, was that his professor Kim Taehyung would be the one to bring him back to life.

Taehyung needs a nanny, preferably one that won’t fall in love with him and quit.

Enter Yoongi…

He knows nothing about children, and he’s pretty certain he doesn’t like them. But hell–he’ll just fake it till he makes it. How hard can it be?

Yoongi loves photography. Taehyung loves photography. Yoongi likes eating good food and dogs and holding hands. Taehyung likes holding hands and dogs and eating good food. Yoongi does not, dear God, like kids. Taehyung, thank God, loves kids. But when his brother dies, it’s Yoongi who suddenly has to look after four-year-old Jimin and three-year-old Jungkook.

NAMGI

It became a permanent thing the next year in August. But neither of them knew it was going to become a permanent thing. To them it just looked like a temporary thing. A slightly permanent, temporary thing.

Or; Namjoon and Yoongi are both struggling artists, throw a baby into the mix and they’re struggling parents as well. Throw love into the mix and they’re just struggling.

Namjoon, a sign language professor, and Yoongi, a songwriter, got certified to foster. But, they never expected that would open the door to love, heartache, pain, and most importantly, family. But, as they figure out this “dad-thing” hand-in-hand, they realize that family isn’t made up of blood, it’s the love that they have for each other.

~or~Namjoon’s a deaf college professorYoongi is his husband and a songwriterSeokjin is their case managerHoseok, Jungkook, Tae and Jimin are kiddos with their own set of challenges and triumphs

*Sidenote this is an incredible fic like hands down incredible!!!!!!*

Sooooo yea I may have a thing for parent/dad au’s…..what can I say? Hope you enjoy!

~Admin Amber

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Anonymous asked:

You’re amazing!!!! I was wondering if you had any soft omega Tae fics, any pairing, but would especially love some Taegi if you have any.

Taegi…did someone ask for taegi? My ultimate otp????? HELLL YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

Ok calm down Amber lol!

Anyway yes, soft omega Tae fics. Yes sirree!

TAEGI

Fate… It’s a funny thing. It is unexpected. It is exciting. It is unwanted, sometimes. But yet it is everything opposite as well.

In other words,Taegi meet in uni as roommates and found each other as the one. (ABO AU!)\

Unbeta-ed

taehyung, an omega, encounters yoongi, a type of omega he’s never met before.

Min Yoongi is a little shit.

And he still doesn’t want to give Taehyung what he wants.

But really, there’s only so much his self-control can do.

Taehyung’s heat hits him hard. Yoongi just wants to help his mate.

Taehyung is a scentless Omega.

For him, that means taking shots that are supposed to fix him, and living each day thinking about how he’ll never be normal.

But then he meets Yoongi, and he slowly begins to realize that there are more important things to life than just a person’s scent.

Skin Deep by BritTaeBoo89 [E, 35K]

Kim Taehyung is an omega with a scarred past.

Min Yoongi is an alpha betrayed by his pack and left for dead.

Unlikely odds bring the two of them together.

Taehyung is finishing out University and has recently been promoted to store manager of The Grind, a cafe he’s been working in for years. The change brings a lot of stress, but also, a lot of promise. He doesn’t want to disappoint.

So, how is he supposed to react when a rival cafe opens up across the street and begins stealing all of his customers? Moreso, how is he supposed to react to the asshole Alpha manager?

They both stare at each other for who knows how long, connection buzzing with a love that brews warm like a steamy cup of cocoa.

Until Yoongi opens his mouth and ruins it, “yes but my dumbass Alpha genes gave him all that cuteness in place of intelligence.”

or

Yoongi comes home to his ‘looser’.

Taehyung thought he still had a few days, until his heat would finally hit him. But when he arrived at his apartment, the scent of his alpha roommate, Min Yoongi, surrounding his senses, he suddenly found himself in his last stage, before the heat hit him full force. When suddenly Yoongi stood in his room, he couldn’t think straight anymore. And neither could Yoongi.

Soooooo I may have gotten excited about a taegi list…maybe…oh well hope you enjoy!

~Admin Amber

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

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systlin

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

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arirashkae

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

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b1ush

oh my god

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thusmylife

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

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ario-oreo
Namjoon, watching the news: wow some idiot attacked a guy for an expired food coupon
Jin, walking into the house out of breath and covered with bruises: maybe that idiot didn’t KNOW that the coupon was expired

yoongi quotes part two

part one here [x]

what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”  yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country. taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.  jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words  [picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”  Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:  you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.  “Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”  taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.  yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal???? yoongi: I’m a surrealist.  taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR? yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor)  “You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.”  [when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno]  yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards- yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one” -card is colored- bts: -incredulous yelling-  jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon! 2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool