Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time

I'm trying to ":p" "<3" and "Hehe" my way into getting absolutely railed with the strap. just absolutely destroyed.

normalizing "partner" for the sake of inclusion and also ambiguity is good but we gotta do the opposite with straight women saying "girlfriend" my heart can't take this shit

the only alternative is normalizing straight men calling their best bros "boyfriend" because if i have one more lesbian false alarm i'm gonna have an aneurysm

It's probably the fact that Guillermo is a van helsing descendant that is fucking with his turning into a vampire process innit

what this fandom needs

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

can i not just. rest? please i really need rest. ykw rb to let prev get some rest

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

[small french child voice] mon dieu i love Oingeaux Boingeaux

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy

If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself