simping for dramatic men in tight clothes

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

Pokemon Heritage Post

Mobei Jun along with some MoShang.

starting a collection

I still get the occasional person telling me I have “top energy” and idk what that’s supposed to mean but I’m a sex neutral to repulsed asexual. My position in bed is idk dude can we get this over with I’ve got stuff to do

Given the specific types of unsolicited nudes I’ve gotten both on tumblr and dating apps I think that people do assume I’m a top. I have no clue what signals I’m giving off to indicate that because as stated earlier, I’m not a thrower or a catcher. Idk how I ended up in this ballpark in the first place.

Must the gays reinvent binaries? Can’t some of us just want to go to sleep?

Ive followed you for years and i have never ever gotten top or bottom from you?? You give nothing except for seeming like you wouldnt be interested. I guess since your asexual that makes sense lmao

he put his entire ken-ussy into the role... | BARBIE

YES GOOD :D

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

On a scale of Chang Geng to Luo Binghe, how well does your teenage protagonist cope with the realization that he has a massive thing for the guy that's basically raising him?

that one dirk and dave conversation towards the end

This is how I personally interpret this interaction

and they were the best of friends forever

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

Can we talk about John Cena in the Barbie movie for a bit?

My favorite part about this is that they only put him in there because he asked to be in it.

John Cena asked if there was anything he could do in the Barbie movie and they came back with “how about a merman?” and John said hell yeah!

some people literally watched this teaser and are still adamant the casting is not perfect. wdym. percy looks confused in every shot that he's in. grover looks fucking terrified on the verge of a mental breakdown. annabeth is stabbing someone. how is this not perfect for you. LOOKS DON'T MATTER AS LONG AS THE ESSENCE OF THE CHARACTER IS THERE!!!!

Idk man, the actors themselves are fine but the costuming department really phoned this one in. They are demigods, with lore reasons for how they look. AKA not human. Anabeth should have blonde hair and percy should have black hair and blue eyes. Thats easy to do and the fact that they didnt baffles me? Idk man the death of costuming is very sad for me personally.