The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “Rolling Down The River” [00946/6969]
Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
Joe Biden wants to replace the US dollar with “sniffcoins”
Hey just letting you know that you should avoid drinking that poisoned wine, it’s poison :/
this is like watching a historical reenactment
I haven’t played modded new Vegas in a while but I distinctly remember that one of the last modded playthroughs I did was using a mod that added the marked men (skinless guys in the lonesome road dlc.) I guess the mod author just added some random extra races to the mod, including a duplicate version of the already existing races, a male slut race, and a “chunky Duncan” race. I think the chunky Duncan race was supposed to represent fat people but due to engine limitations the only thing it really did was give them huge sagging boobs and gigantic cheek flanges like an orangutan. So I of course choose this horrific abomination straight out of a spec evolution project and name my courier “BIG SLOPPY.” I remember very very little of what big sloppy did during his playthrough, except for stripping down nude and getting stuck in a ravine in Zion National park. I stopped playing very shortly after I accidentally shifted into 3rd person and discovered that unlike all of the other characters in the game, Big Sloppy didn’t have any undergarments and was just going pussy out the whole time. Shocked by his frighteningly flat ass, I very VERY hesitantly used the free camera command to get a view of his frontside. To my horror, big sloppy had been rocking a 12 inch monstrous uncut weiner that had been flopping in the hot Mojave wind for what had to be at least 50 hours of gameplay. I’ll never forget you big sloppy <3
Artists rendition of my experience
I haven’t played modded new Vegas in a while but I distinctly remember that one of the last modded playthroughs I did was using a mod that added the marked men (skinless guys in the lonesome road dlc.) I guess the mod author just added some random extra races to the mod, including a duplicate version of the already existing races, a male slut race, and a “chunky Duncan” race. I think the chunky Duncan race was supposed to represent fat people but due to engine limitations the only thing it really did was give them huge sagging boobs and gigantic cheek flanges like an orangutan. So I of course choose this horrific abomination straight out of a spec evolution project and name my courier “BIG SLOPPY.” I remember very very little of what big sloppy did during his playthrough, except for stripping down nude and getting stuck in a ravine in Zion National park. I stopped playing very shortly after I accidentally shifted into 3rd person and discovered that unlike all of the other characters in the game, Big Sloppy didn’t have any undergarments and was just going pussy out the whole time. Shocked by his frighteningly flat ass, I very VERY hesitantly used the free camera command to get a view of his frontside. To my horror, big sloppy had been rocking a 12 inch monstrous uncut weiner that had been flopping in the hot Mojave wind for what had to be at least 50 hours of gameplay. I’ll never forget you big sloppy <3
couldnt add more options but marshmallow and pretzels were a contender
personally im a nougat hater that shit is GARBO
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so i got top surgery. super great. but it turns out im built like the worms from Men in Black. decidedly not so great.
Transmasc swag unlimited true form
I used to pretend to be these guys, I thought they were so cool (cis man here)
Now THIS is allyship
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sucking dick is demeaning
Da Meaning of Life! Hell Yeah!
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hype culture works like this: guy 1: i think they are making a new "Sweater" guy 2: Im literally so excited, about this
i hope you can comprehend this
i dont knowwwwwww
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