No one wants to talk about how if James and the Giant Peach was a more recent movie, you all would be thirsting over Mr. Centipede and Miss Spider for VERY different reasons.
Mr. Centipede: Ideal gross tumblr man. Smokes a cigar. Is pathetic. Probably smells like a corpse constantly.
Miss Spider: Will kill you. Is hot. Is woman. Sexy. Also her aesthetic is absolutely on point.
But Ness! All the bugs are attractive in their own right!
I want Earthworm fanblogs.
I want Grasshopper faceclaims.
I want to see someone posting absolutely wild Glowworm love at 3 am because she is a delightful old lady.
I want someone appreciating how pure Ladybug is.
(And this isn't even covering how there's cannon marriages between all the bugs in the original book, and other than Centipede and Spider, the other two marriages come out of absolutely nowhere, but since they all live together it is safe to assume they're poly and putting on heteronormative masks. Especially since the homoerotic tension between Grasshopper and Centipede was absolutely palpable.)