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I JUST WANNA EAT SOME ASS

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Cameron | They/Them | BiEnby

i just realized FR gave us 2 opposite ancient breeds this year: Lost in Space Disorganized Science Moths and Uber Efficient Super Focused Underground Mining Sharks

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does ANYONE know where that one dni is that had like every piece of media under the sun on it. with a pic ofgreg universe in the background

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my best recreation. looked exactly like this except there was even more text

sorry for the bad quality but is this it

funniest thing about the thing (1982) is that the titular thing is both a master manipulator who can perfectly replicate anyone but also a big bundle of nerves who flips out and starts screaming and turning into 5000 meat parts at once the INSTANT it’s found out

like at one point the thing replicates a guy who has a heart condition, promptly has a heart attack, and then gets so freaked out by the defibrillator it starts biting people

the thing is a master actor who is absolutely awful at improv and the show keeps going wrong

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why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

compulsory abledness also (partially) explains why disability aids are forced onto some people and denied from others

prosthetic limbs are forced onto amputees whether they want them or not because the goal is to make disabled people look as abled as possible. whereas, all sorts of people who would benefit from mobility aids are often denied them until it’s a “last resort” because! you guessed it! the goal is to make us look as abled as possible

neither person in this situation is privileged. it’s just that the same harmful phenomenon impacts different groups in different ways

So we all know that Noah likes to wear his caps backwards throughout ROTB. As seen when he’s first introduced and the final scene of him before the film cuts off to the credits.

did you also notice that Mirage’s helm seems to be on ‘backwards’ too? 🥹 The handle behind his head seems to act like a cap as well. They’re both wearing them backwards. How cute is that 🥹🫶

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someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

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congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

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Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

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Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him

MY FUCKING HORSE

EPONA JR NOOOOO

For anyone wondering I reloaded the save because I am not marching across the map to Malanya

My horse is fine

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Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

[ID: a tweet by ray of sunlight @/GaterHouser that reads “medieval hardcore frontman at the show WHO HERE WAS SIRED OUT OF WEDLOCK… THIS ONE IS FOR ALL MY BASTARDS ITS CALLED MY DAD THE PRIEST LOVES ALE MORE THAN ME ONE TWO THREE FOUR” /end ID]

I took some creative liberties