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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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but ur so woah and im so oh

me caring is a publicity stunt

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

If you’d read the book you’d know the answer to that question

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

their aunt killed them

When in doubt, pinky out!

Why are these Dora in oxygen masks pics so funny…lmao

Who did this to them?

swiper SNAPPED

mutual who i’ve barely interacted with ever: *likes or rbs my post*

me:

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying