all monsters are human

Twenty One Pilots- Car Radio

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

more thats so raven here

when ur walking around with just one shoe

me in the club 

no mom you’re grounded

First Holy Communion is always the bank holiday in May. They’re looking to change it, for the first time ever in history. (x)

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and they’re snoring like a fucking asshole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it. you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness. I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

this deserve so many notes

I want this so much…

"Did you really spend your Friday night watching vines of One Direction?"

me

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

For every note, I’ll postpone my suicide date. Current date : 4/2/2014.

I will reblog this as many times a day as it takes, for the rest of my life.

this needs so many reblogs that it gets pushed back like 200 years. please

make the sex

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

bam