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if you needed a sign, this is it. text first. get your well deserved rest. take a bath. cry a little. forgive your friend. forgive yourself. become the person you’ve always wanted to be, now is your time.

Minerva: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?
Sting, to Rogue: Dude shoot me, and then when my leg heals we can buy a huge ass house and range rovers.
Rogue: Hey you can shoot me too and then we’ll have twenty million dollars.
Sting: Good thinking. Fuck the system.
Gray: That old man, he can fuss.
Natsu: I think he like to scream at us.
Gray: Probably, he means no harm.
Natsu: He’s really very short on charm.
Gray: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Natsu: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Makarov: Enough of that!
Gray: Natsu, are there rocks ahead?
Natsu: If there are, we all be dead.
Makarov: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Happy: Anybody want a peanut?

At Sting's funeral

Future Rogue: We commend the body of our fallen friend Sting to the abode of the damned...
Future Rogue: The damned good-looking!
Future Sabertooth: ...
Future Rogue: ...
Future Rogue: Sting begged me to tell that joke at his funeral.
Mavis: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now.
Rahkeid: Stabbing.
Mavis: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an… activity. Which I hope you don’t do it to me… See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Rahkeid: Well maybe I feel stabby.

Pre-Alvarez War

Natsu: Future Rogue and I spent most of our time together in silence. It was... nice.
Gray: Didn't he try to kill you once?
Natsu: So did Jellal.
Natsu: And Ultear.
Natsu: Maybe I just bring that out in people.
Gray: (not realizing Natsu is END) WEll I don't want to kill you..
Natsu: Thanks, Gray!
Sting: i love the term “partners”
Sting: are we dating?
Sting: are we robbing a bank?
Sting: do we run a legal firm?
Sting: are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Sting: who knows.