#I love my two hoarders.
waste sonata by sharon olds / succession 3x09, 4x02, 2x05, 4x06
art tips
- don't call what you create "content". regardless of what it is. that's the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
- I was going to put other things but oh my god please just don't call yourself a "content creator". you are a person you are making art / writing / music / etc you are an artist an author a musician
- you are not an Image Generator For Clicks And Views. please. allow yourself to connect with your work by naming it properly and acknowledging yourself in kind
Gonna add on to this, if that's ok, because I think a lot of people don't know how to categorize their work:
- Shitposting? You're a comedian, a satirist.
- Long posts about other people's art? You're a critic (positive), a scholar.
- Long posts exploring ideas, society, and the world around you? You're an essayist, a philosopher.
- Can't get enough of sharing information about X topic? You're a scholar, an educator, a columnist.
- Just love collecting and sharing other people's stuff on your blog? Archivist, curator, collector.
- Just not sure where you fit? Babe, you're a blogger.
You don't have to be a professional (ie get paid) to be any of these things. You can claim the title without making any claims to the quality of your work. It's ok.
Anonymous asked:
Just noticed requests are open, with your ever-growing talent for writing amazing and insanely horny work, could I request a powerless scientist type Villain who's newest gadget backfires on them during a fight, much to the Hero's amusement, and pretty please a bottom Villain 😁
Request #27
Happy Monday y'all, come get your spice!
Cw: suggestive.
What the villain may have lacked in powers, they more than made up for with their mind. They were cunning; deadly so. There wasn't a single thing they'd dreamt that they hadn't been able to build, not even when they'd been limited to mere scraps and throwaways - their recent defeat a gutting wrench within their plans but they were steadily building their way back up. Victory was already safely within their hands, the villain was certain of it, although their devices were admittedly a little more...testy than usual.
They studied the grappling hook they were working on with annoyance, the rope they'd compiled just barely squeezing into its frame. Damn the hero and their stupid persistence in seeing them caught. Damn them for confiscating over half of the villain's artillery and leaving them with practically nothing--
"Am I interrupting something?"
The villain jumped a mile, oblivious to the fact they'd been rambling aloud and too caught up in their thoughts to hear the other entering. They spun about quickly though, lips drawing up in a sneer.
"You," they spat.
The hero smiled. "Me," they agreed.
Their smugness only infuriated the villain further. Fortunately, their homing laser device was close at hand...
They reached back and pulled the gadget off the table, eager to wipe that grin from their nemesis' face. "You made a mistake coming here, Hero. I lost to you once, I refuse to lose again!"
Ooooooooo this one had me sweatin, amazing work as always from SaltyDumplings
I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.
Things that should be 100% covered by the government, period:
- Glasses
- Hearing aids
- Mobility aids
- AAC devices
- Prescription medications
- Literally all forms of therapy
just realized my favorite sitcom husband is bisexual disaster feminist twink/twunk with a heart of gold and twice the anxiety
PARKS AND RECREATION 6.03 – “The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic”
The best enemies to lovers
Nikolay Tolmachev: Wounded II (2020)
[ID: A painting of a fluffy white cloud in a blue sky with a small cut in it that leaks a trail of red blood. End ID]
If someone maybe oh I don’t know happened to have a video of the “Good old fashion wedding” scene from the touring Beetlejuice musical maybe or perhaps they could give it to me as a lil gift👉👈
#Repost @/beetlejuicewardrobe
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Lydia boots! The first pair, on the right, are the tour Lydia boots. The second pair came from the Broadway show. Both pretty sweet kicks, and the safety pins are 💯 Cover art by @/elenanisenblat_art #lydiadeetz #lydiadeetzcostume #beetlejuicemusical #beetlejuicetour #beetlejuicewardrobe
"It was me. I'm so sorry."
Barry S4E01 / Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan
My current favorite genre of television: "Letting actors I know from their previous comedy roles ruin me emotionally"
Sally is annoying. Barry kills people.
Sally Reed and Bary Berkman, Barry (2018-2023) || “‘Barry’: Bill Hader and Alec Berg on Season 3’s Themes and Why Sally Deserves Better” (May 22, 2022, Indiewire) || Skyler White and Walter White, Breaking Bad (2008-2013) || “Barry Star Sarah Goldberg on Unlikeable Women, Murderous Men, and ‘Mensch’ Bill Hader” (April 25, 2016, Elle) || Betty Draper, Megan Draper and Don Draper, Mad Men (2007-2015) || “Bill Hader on HBO’s 'Barry'” (April 15, 2023, NPR)
Elderly garden enthusiasts in raingear take notes in an iris garden in Concord, Massachusetts, 1959. Photograph by M. Williams Woodbridge, National Geographic Creative
For all those returning to work after the pandemic changed everything….
I don’t know if this is really funny or too accurate
