One struggle 🫡
if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026
there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking
actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month
there is no way people still think this woman is straight
no explanation needed
I KNOW RIGHT???? voting is like the gayest thing ever
Swities will go "omg she just posted the GAYEST picture ever how does no one see it!!!" and it's this
Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is
what if taylor’s coming out was just all of us screaming
“you’re gay”
at her during picture to burn?
maybe?
ANYONE?
if that woman hadn't dated a nazi and didn't have her own personal hole in the ozone layer this might make me feel sorry for her
"trans men are sooo whiny for wanting to be in women's spaces like I thought you wanted to be treated like a man lmao" DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GYNECOLOGIST BEING TREATED AS A "WOMEN'S SPACE"? HOMELESS SHELTERS THAT YOU HAVE TO DETRANSITION TO STAY IN? OR DO YOU THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND SNAPPY PHRASES YOU HEARD FROM VAGINAGODDESS AND HYGENICWOMBYN ON TUMBLR DOT COM
women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill
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genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?
also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.
Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.
So, may I recommend:
He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.
You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.
*introducing Grayson to the og JL (they don’t know bruce’s identity yet)*
bruce: this is my ward, robin
robin!dick: hi!!
clark: …batman, how old is robin?
dick: i’m ten! :D
diana: *frowns in concern*
bruce: …he would’ve went out on his own if I didn’t train him
clark: i’m not sure i believe that…
dick: no he’s right! i did actually go out on my own before he offered to let me work alongside him
diana: you patrolled the streets of Gotham on your own?
dick: mhm! at night, too!
clark, horrified: …i need to sit down.
dick: I would’ve committed murder too if Batman hadn’t stopped me!
dick: but I don’t think it’s fair to call it murder if I kill the person who murdered my parents
diana: ah yes this type of ritual slaying is known in Amazonia as revenge
dick: so it’s not murder?
diana: it is very much not murder
dick: 😃😃😃
Batman: it’s MURDER
diana: nonsense child - *🦇😡intense Batglare😡🦇* but you should leave revenge to warriors who have proved their merit on the field of battle, who will not fail in their noble quest
dick:
diana, bending down: whisper his name in my ear
I feel like so much slur discourse could get solved by discussing intent. “I’m okay with faggot but don’t like when someone yells it out a car at me.” Yeah no shit. I like physical touch in the form of a hug but don’t like it when it is in the form of a punch. People have said the word “gay” “lesbian” “trans” what have you with the most hateful vitriol they can muster because they MEAN it like a slur. So many of us have heard the tone that may as well make the word a slur.
If I saw a sign that says “I hunt members of the LGBTQIA+ community for sport” it wouldn’t really feel different from “I want to kill faggots.”
Additionally, I LIKE that it makes people cringe. It used to make me cringe. Those words have history for me too. But they also are not able to be sanitized by corporations. Shitlibs who would never rock the boat to protect me are never going to NOT shrink away at me calling myself a dyke and I do not care.
MY intent IS vitriol back, sometimes. A bold statement of attack. But sometimes it’s a joke. “His faggy mannerisms have captivated me.” Sometimes it’s a badge of honor from older queers. Sometimes it’s not that deep. What’s behind the words, what the intent is is everything.
My horny ass could NOT be the sole mechanic for a mech, alone in the repair bay, talking to the mech's AI core, discussing the harsh reality of the war we've found ourselves in. Me discussing my mortality, the 50ft entity I've spent the last several years learning the intricacies of and is fully aware of the fact that as a tool of war it'll either die in battle or end up abandoned as it's systems all fail until emergency back-up power keeps it awake for possibly thousands of years. We talk about how neither of us has felt a connection between ourselves and anything else worth dying for like that, except maybe... Well, the rest of the base has almost certainly gone to sleep by now. The cockpit clicks shut with a soft "click" and I. I mean uh, I forgot where I was going with this.
Apparently I've struck a chord with the giant robot fucker fandom
you people would (and do) freak the fuck out if you found out (when you find out) queer "found family" dynamics tend to involve like half of those people fucking each other. often as part of the dynamic. and those family dynamics are as real and potent as blood, but function differently. and the nuclear family language can be applied to queer family dynamics in ways that are not orthodox and not metaphorical, but unorthodox to nuclear family and earnest. lesbian leatherfamily be upon ye
stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you
nurturing this post while it's young
supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.
taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both
white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭
gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢
asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:
absolutely demonic Tim moment from Detective Comics #659
if you’re like. 14 and trans on tumblr rn and getting ur first anon hate from terfs. word of advice. stop responding to that shit. theyre only gonna send more, it’s only gonna make you spiral even if you put on a strong face. report + block messages as soon as they come in, don’t let them sit in your inbox it’s gonna make you feel like shit. turn off anon for a few days, block anyone suspicious in your notes liberally for a little while. repeat as needed. don’t give them the time of day. it sucks, but like. i dont know any trans person on the internet with any following who hasn’t gotten some disgusting messages. just. be safe yknow
so many young teens feel the need to have a snappy comeback, to explain you could never be cishet bc you’re actually t4t!! or whatever but like. just. don’t say any of that. they love that shit, they eat it up. do what u can to bore them into stopping. and sometimes they dont stop, and that sucks too but like. you do not want to get in public arguments with people who can hurt you more than you think they can, its not cowardly to delete discourse posts and shit if you feel like you can’t handle the notifications anymore. like just. you may not be able to completly prevent this stuff but take a few steps if you can, it will at least lower your chances
The whole bi lesbian backlash is just ridiculous at this point.
I can't think of any other situation where the people I follow/ed fully embraced a small subgroup's shitty interpretation of an identity that's been around for decades, and just completely ostracized the entire group, regardless of their actual beliefs.
Lesbian is an umbrella term, and it's a specific identity. Just like gay. Some bi women are going to call themselves lesbians. This is not a threat to the lesbian community, and it's definitely not transphobic.
At a certain point, the people enthusiastically playing gatekeeper are going to have to realize that they put too much stock into a purely online phenomenon. You were gullible. You took the bait. You became a bully and told yourself it was for the safety of the community, just like any other conservative. The threat isn't real. You're just behaving like an asshole who wants to control other people.
"You became a bully and told yourself it was for the safety of the community, just like any other conservative."
Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl
me at the cheese factory making the cheese
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?