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waterflower20

@waterflower20

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.” ― Joss Whedon

You’ve heard of lemons and the Citrus Scale? Well, what about KINKTOMATO?

KINKTOMATO is an important concept in fandom. It’s a humourous re-spelling of YKINMKATO - Your Kink Is Not My Kink (And That’s OK). This is the idea that if you don’t like a particular kink or ship etc, that’s fine but you don’t need to attack or shame the people who do. Just leave them alone to enjoy their fics and art in peace and ask that they do the same in return. 

KINKTOMATO is the “you do you” of fandom. It’s the “whatever floats your boat” of leaving other people alone. It’s an easy and judgement-free way of hoping that your fellow fans enjoy their content as much as you enjoy yours and understanding that different folks like different strokes. 

Having preferences is human. Having squicks is totally normal. Everyone has NOTPs or lines they don’t want to cross. But fandom is a large group of diverse people with varying tastes and interests and backgrounds. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. Ship and let ship. Don’t like? Don’t read. Your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay. 

Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

there’s more

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

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how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…

We have another one…

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This is the internet now tho 😭💀

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

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Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

When you know politics but no facts

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

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Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

This is my favourite post on this website

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

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Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

I commissioned the lovely @makaykirei-art to create this dusk scene of Dramione (aka the og blorbos™). I’m so so in love with it, she perfectly captured the vibes I was wanting. Thank you so so much for your work on this piece!! 🥰💗🥰

Thank you @katsitsiyo for entrusting me with your vision! I enjoyed every moment of creating this for you, and I’m so happy that you love it! 💕💕💕

No matter your gender or sexual preferences you are never 100% safe from Zeus. He’s been known to kidnap boys, disguise himself as peoples husbands, disguise himself as women, turn himself into random animals to catch people, turn himself into a golden shower to get into a jail cell, create huge storms in order to hide what he’s doing, among other things. He’s more often into women, and more often upfront about his intentions, but if you’re in mythological Greece the chances of you having had sex with Zeus and not knowing it is never completely zero no matter who you are.

"oh" you think "well that's easy, i just won't have any sex at all" you think

hey. hey, you remember that unprecedented wet dream you had a few nights ago?

Like I said. Shower of gold from the heavens. You been hit by any random golden sunbeams shining through the clouds recently? Period late after that? Live in mythological Greece? Might wanna take a pregnancy test.

You think Zeus cares about that even a little bit?

This happens twice in Greek mythology. Once his head gives birth because he absorbed his first wife and once he sews his unborn son into his thigh because his mistress got zapped into ashes. So if you’ve gotten Zeus pregnant chances are that you are dead in one way or another.

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But then I get to look Hades in the eye and tell him I knocked up the King of the God's, so who's really the winner here?

Zeus, because no offense but you’re not important enough to meet Hades and frankly bragging about having sex with Zeus is like bragging about being left handed.

Oh, i just realized that they cut the Ghost scene. Ha! There was a bit here where Jon came out of the crypt and Ghost came up to him and he petted him and said ‘Take care of her. Watch over her for me.’ 
Bryan Cogman, 7x02 commentary (x)

This commentary made my day, my month my year hahah. I gave up on the middle of the line art and decided to post the sketch art anyway. I’m just freaking lazy.

i promise you gifmakers don’t spend anywhere from hours to days on a gifset just to read about how much you dislike a piece of media, about how much you hate x character or y ship, or any pretentious opinions or critiques that really could have been saved for your own text post instead of in the tags under someone’s hard work.

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

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My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.

Honestly the timeline around the pregnancies of Elia of Dorne is reason enough to hate on Rhaegar Targaryen.

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So the royals couple are married at the start of the new year in 280 AC.

Elia Martell falls pregnant nearly immediately and gives birth to Rhaenys nine months later. The birth is traumatic enough she is left bed ridden for six months.

The earliest Elia could have gotten off her medically mandated bed rest would have April of 281 AC (assuming the standard nine month pregnancy and the fact of Jon Connington statement.)

Given that Aegon Targaryen is born at the start of 282 AC and working backwards nine months, his conception would have been in April.

So either while his wife was on bed rest or just off it, Rhaegar Targaryen deliberately had sex with her because he saw a comet in the sky.

Given that Elia was healthy enough to travel to the tourney at Harrenhal and it took place in the late spring, she would have been pregnant as her husband humiliated her on a national level in front of the combined nobility of Westeros to favor a girl of fourteen.

Elia Martell nearly dies giving birth to Aegon. The maesters say another pregrancy would kill her. Rather than praising the Seven for sparing his wife and son, Rhaegar plucks a lute and plans to kick off a war to fulfill a prophesy.

Rhaegar than leaves his wife, toddler daughter, and infant son to go into the Riverlands with a few Kingsguard and takes off with Lyanna Stark for over a year.

Leaving his wife and children, alone, unaware, and within the reach of Aerys.

Because when someone goes missing, you interrogate their nearest and dearest first and when you are a paranoid madman, you want them as hostages on hand.

(Martin might not like math but what it adds up to between Elia and Rhaegar is not anything good).