Waterfall Of Empty Tears

me right now

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

and now you’re mine

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

The cup song would have been the worst thing to experience during the tiktok era

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

Me: I'm going to finally do some drawing today!

Cluster headache: Actually, you're going to spend the afternoon in bed as I repeatedly drive a stake through your skull.

Me: Well, fuck you too.

Like I agree to funny guys with beards being the key to happiness… But MY funny guy with a beard IS smoking hot 🥵😍👌🏻

@daddybiff

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

For the uninitiated, Blåhaj now has a new relative, a blue whale named Blåvingad whose mouth zips open

AND he’s made from recycled plastic that’s been removed from the ocean!!!

i didn't think sucking dick was gonna be this addicting

Yet, here we are...

I’ve been addicted since my first taste. Welcome to cocksuckers club!

gays need to flirt recreationally or they will explode

not being able to flirt at all during the formative years of your sexual development will do that to ya

his name is Benny!

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

@vampireapologist

Finally a man worth my time