baby baby baby

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

it have many mountains and is shaped like rectangle

— Unknown

Janis performing at Fillmore East in NYC by Ken Regan, March 1968

Maybe actually plants are the ones farming humans, growing us with oxygen until we die and then being absorbed by them when we are buried.

i love to daydream and be called baby

Old but always gold

— Francesca Zappia, Made You Up

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

— Hanif Kureishi, Intimacy

Clearing Storm, Jackson Lake by Chip Phillips

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?