CILLIAN MURPHY as JACKSON RIPPENER RED EYE (2005) dir. Wes Craven
forget fixing HIM or fucking HIM I think he could fix ME with a stern look and a good fuck
I would love to tease you right now, have you in cute see through lingerie so I can admire you, tracing your curves with my finger tips, kissing your chest, hips and thighs, you’d look so pretty spreading those legs for me baby, letting me kiss you through your underwear to drive you wild with how badly you need me, the sensation on your clit dulled by the fabric desperate for me to pull it to the side and take you, fuck you deep with my tongue, let you cum deep inside my mouth over and over again~
i need a man with big, strong hands to finger-fuck me until all i can do is looking at him with my mouth wide open, unable to make any sound from the pleasure, and my eyes half closed while he overstimulates my little clit:(
Community Label: Mature
midnight tow (slasher!Joel)
3.6k / slasher!Joel x fem!reader / master
art by @bonezone44. SEQUEL: Joel's camper (midnight blow)
Req: Serial killer from @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog WARNINGS: Horror, DARK(serial killer)!Joel, near murder by strangulation, manhandling, dubious consent, choking, unsafe PIV sex, reader can sit on Joel's lap. unedited. I8 plus. Reader survives! ♥️
Your breath hitches when you see the bright lights, then relief floods your chest as the tow truck comes into view. The driver parks his unmarked truck, hops down out of it, and walks to your car. He gets just a couple of feet away before he stops to face you and spreads his boots, crunching the loose asphalt beneath them. The truck lights illuminate him. He's wearing a blue working man’s jumpsuit that stretches over his biceps as he crosses his arms. The name on his uniform is Joel.
Joel's dark eyes scan you, then he scratches one side of his salt-and-pepper beard. “Got anyone to come get ya, sweetheart?” He rubs the back of his neck, exposing a dark patch of sweat under his arm. "Real dangerous out here at night. . . Nothin' good happens this late.”
Community Label: Mature
Sexual themes
Anonymous asked:
omg personal trainer joel is so good!!!!!!! can u pls pls pls do doctor!joel? :D
A/N: Can i offer you a bite of NURSE!Joel? IDK why, but I needed to write him.
Dark Nurse Joel (sex pollen)
<1k words / dark!Joel x f!reader
WARNINGS: nonconsensual sex pollen dosing, unsafe P in V, fingering, gaslighting, degradation. Three short scenarios, unedited chaos.
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Joel would look so fine in his turquoise scrubs with the sleeves almost too small. The pants would hug his ass. He would inject sex pollen into your IV bag and. . .
- He’d stress that if you need anything at all, you just press that call button. There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for a patient. He’d squeeze your hand and make eye contact, watching your pupils dilate with his charm and his touch. Then he’d leave the room before it takes effect and not come back until you’re so desperate you hit the call button. You’d be touching yourself when he came back in, and he’d act embarrassed for you, quickly closing the blinds and locking the door. “Whoa, whoa, what’s goin’ on, sugar?” He’d act caught off guard like he doesn’t know what to do. He’d rest his big, masculine hand on your inner thigh as he “thinks” about what to do, then you’d move his hand between your legs and he’d groan when he feels how wet you are. He’d circle your clit lazily at first with two flattened fingers. “Fuck, sweetheart. This what ya need?” And you’d grab his hand and pant “inside, inside.” He’d take a deep breath then plunge his fingers into you with a shaky moan. Then he’d hold eye contact while he finger fucks you til you come. Maybe he’d even agree to keep it a secret as long as you helped him out with the situation you just caused of him being rock-hard on the job and unable to continue his rounds until he comes. Then he might degrade you for being so desperate and he'd hold this over your head the rest of the time you're there.
Your dom pinning you down and fingering down until you're cumming all over their fingers, You're so embarrassed by the moans you're making and when you feel like you cant get anymore embarrassed you squirt accidentally and make the most pathetic sound ever and they laugh and start mocking the pathetic sounds you made and saying they should record it next time!
WHAT HAPPENED
Depression and me been scissoring
Me: What would happen if I slowed *that moment* down...
Me: 👀👀👀 And um...what if I, um, looped it?
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I...am having THOTS...and thinking about...SITUATIONS...and I... 😵💫
Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last of Us, HBO (Episode 9)
Oh. My. God. 🫦
oh god.....🥵🥵
It’s an Ursula k le Guin free your mind from the idea of deserving kind of day
Short Days, Long Nights: 6
Joel Miller x f!reader
Rating: Explicit
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You’re surrounded in warmth.
The storm outside is gone, the blue wash of dawn filtering through the nearly transparent curtains and your eyes flutter open, focusing on nothing. A tickle of breath skims across the nape of your neck, the weighted drape of an arm curled over your side and you are limp and boneless.
Sated, relaxed.
Tucked away safely in the solidly soft embrace of his body, you fall back asleep.
somehow this opening passage of her reminiscing about the smut is almost as hot as the smut itself?? how??
I’m working on some beginner materials to put out…eventually. But I think my advice is pretty much summed up with:
give thanks/offerings to your ancestors - even if you didn’t like the ones you knew, I promise you’d like someone back there; doesn’t have to be daily but regularly and water counts
give thanks/offerings to the land - I don’t care where you are or if you like where you are, you’re only there because the land allows it; doesn’t have to be daily but regularly and water counts
pick a divination tool and use it - ideally pick 2; it’s very fashionable to study things in witchblr but expertise rests on a solid foundation of use; tarot, geomancy, dice, bibliomancy, and scrying are all great
pick a guiding philosophy/source of wisdom - a lot of paganism consists of practices which do not in of themselves guide how you should move through the world or make decisions; can be a philosophy, motto, or other religion
these are to me is what I’d consider the bare minimum but here’s the bonus round:
on each planet’s day, give thanks/offer to that planet - moon on monday, mars on tuesday, mercury on wednesday, jupiter on thursday, venus on friday, saturn on saturday, sun on sunday - water counts but they do love frankincense
track the moon - a lot of people are big into phases, I prefer tracking what sign she’s in; each month she will conjunct with every planet in the sky so tracking her a good way to stay aware of those influences
learn a method of cleansing self + space - fav instructions here; physical cleansing should always be a part of it if at all possible; smoke (incense, bound herbs), sound (clapping, snapping, singing, ringing), and energetic scraping are all good options
learn a method of warding self + space - go beyond visualization; witches bottle, salting, symbols of protection above a door, creating or appeasing a guarding spirit are all good options
learn a basic method of petition or spellcasting - a simple way to start is asking the spirits you’ve already been working with like your ancestors and the land and giving them a little extra back
decide on a small tradition for holidays - as you add in holidays, pick one small tradition to try to replicate next year; eating apples at Mabon, leaving an extra plate out at Samhain, lighting a candle on the stove for Imbolc, etc
doing these sorts of things for a year will honestly get you a lot further than most in my experience. these are a solid foundation from which to build in basically whatever direction you want. earnest practice beats passive theorizing and consumption any day.
Narcos - The ultimate tribute to Agent Javier Peña (30 GIF's).
Javier in every episode.