reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

Something magical i hope

I CANT PASS THIS

i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

please.

Yeah yeah

My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Here’s how Bernie can still win

My lower back is killing me…

I must confess i still believe….

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

Today’s thoughts.

This the fucking truth

this is why respectability politics don’t work and don’t mean shit

Any attempt to get me to appeal to my oppressor will get you left behind.

We don’t defend coons from 2k17 onward.

*gets pinned to the ground by a 10 ton boulder during a cave in* he-hewwo??? *cavern starts slowly filling with water* HEWWO??? HEWWO?????!

that moment when whizzer is dancing and then sucker punches nancy reagan without turning around and then continues voguing like ‘oh oops hahaha sorry didn’t see you there’ reblog if u agree

I see this so often I made an ms paint comic

it didn’t ended well the last time

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

At all Evan Hansen’s lies

when a brony stubs their toe

Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid? 

When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART *incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end

sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls

sweet release

YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.

you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

am i funny now?