they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

Zouzou zoomies

the plasma gun from doom vs james from twin peaks

Catfishes are my favorite fishes

this is what every Minecraft skin for girls looks like

This is what every Minecraft skin for boys looks like

when google wont give me a streaight fucking answer

america is flat out the greatest country on earth

girls will literally say "i should go to bed" and stay up for another two hours

shoal the sea otter

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

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19/26

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

Also the "mean snarling guard dogs" that have to have their tails photoshopped so they aren't wagging.

new pride flag where every stripe is the sex stripe