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jade of all trades

@wasserplane / wasserplane.tumblr.com

Wasser/Noa/Nick. Adult. I'm a gamedev and composer. I like to reblog music. Remade 2/19/15

Our Yuri Jam game is out!

Your Lucky Charm is a FREE slice-of-life yuri dating sim about a woman with extremely, horrible bad luck.

The love interests are:

Vivi Rus, Jade's roommate and childhood friend. The  lead singer and guitarist of the Pathogens, Vivi can spend hours talking  about music, the industry, and how her talent goes unrecognized.

Antonia Newmason, an heiress that's coasted through  life with her money and connections. Unfortunately, her easy life is  coming to an end, and she needs Jade's luck.

Terrwyn, a mysterious woman who wants Jade for reasons unspecified. She doesn't seem to know much outside of the natural world.

Features:

  • Over 45,000 words
  • 3 different love interests with 9 endings total
  • Partial voice acting
  • A beautiful original soundtrack by Kris Zaballero
  • ALL COMPLETELY FREE!

they took this part out of the bible but jesus actually said its okay if a woman hogs the blunt. he'd let mary smoke the last half of the thing and then pass the roach to peter

“Mad Queen Beskirancia”, the former empress of demons. Her obsession with conquest of the human world became deeply unpopular, and eventually divided the demon world in civil war. Her talent for shrewd negotiation let her escape execution after her surrender, and she thus remains a noble of some influence.

She stands 5.1 meters tall, and as Emper, she wielded the inherent power Imperator. Her familial ability is Modificāre, which she used to implant her 3 Ylem manipulators that act as limbs. She has great interest in Ylem research, and hopes to uncover the secrets needed for advancement in true Ylem production.

Like many Demon Nobles, she wears very little in court appearances because it’s considered a sign of power to be unafraid of attack. In battle she usually switches to Crimsonplate Armor.

Honestly, it’s unfair that when monarchs use first person plural self-referentials, that’s just the “royal ‘we’” and it’s normal and fine, but if you use them when you’re not royalist swine, that’s considered “weird,” and sometimes nosy people start asking you uncomfortable probing questions about it. Our culture needs to establish the proletariat “we” as a societal norm so that people won’t give us weird looks when we do it. Abolish the monarchy and steal their pronouns.

crying big globby tears like an anime girl or perhaps a stevens universe

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legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

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Himejoshi Dashboard Simulator:

Mutual 1: yuri fanart

Mutual 2: yuri manga panel

Mutual 3: yuri fanart

Mutual 4: yuri fanart

Mutual 5: more women should have freaky and borderline violent gay sex with each other reblog if you agree

Mutual 6: yuri fanart

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sorry I was missing one

Mutual 7: communism

Let me put this in words you can understand: our daughter, Akiha Caster Beatrice, 'skipped' the 'text' of the stairs too fast, and has reached a 'bad end'

He was just a little guy. And it was his birthday. And his brother literally died. and it was almost Christmas and he was soaking wet in a cardboard box all alone. And he had mental illness