The most potent blorbos are the not the hottest or the most pathetic, they're the ones who share your particular neuroses but in their world those neuroses are significantly more justifed

they took this part out of the bible but jesus actually said its okay if a woman hogs the blunt. he'd let mary smoke the last half of the thing and then pass the roach to peter

does anyone want to hang out with me

Today's Card Is: 1000000000 Draculas

i actually really like this design.

“Mad Queen Beskirancia”, the former empress of demons. Her obsession with conquest of the human world became deeply unpopular, and eventually divided the demon world in civil war. Her talent for shrewd negotiation let her escape execution after her surrender, and she thus remains a noble of some influence.

She stands 5.1 meters tall, and as Emper, she wielded the inherent power Imperator. Her familial ability is Modificāre, which she used to implant her 3 Ylem manipulators that act as limbs. She has great interest in Ylem research, and hopes to uncover the secrets needed for advancement in true Ylem production.

Like many Demon Nobles, she wears very little in court appearances because it’s considered a sign of power to be unafraid of attack. In battle she usually switches to Crimsonplate Armor.

Honestly, it’s unfair that when monarchs use first person plural self-referentials, that’s just the “royal ‘we’” and it’s normal and fine, but if you use them when you’re not royalist swine, that’s considered “weird,” and sometimes nosy people start asking you uncomfortable probing questions about it. Our culture needs to establish the proletariat “we” as a societal norm so that people won’t give us weird looks when we do it. Abolish the monarchy and steal their pronouns.

it's pride month and i'm a broke transed gender help me out i still need a new laptop

cashapp: $partyondude

venmo: b4shmouth

luv u bye

noise music? nah bro I'm into sound music

legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

Himejoshi Dashboard Simulator:

Mutual 1: yuri fanart

Mutual 2: yuri manga panel

Mutual 3: yuri fanart

Mutual 4: yuri fanart

Mutual 5: more women should have freaky and borderline violent gay sex with each other reblog if you agree

Mutual 6: yuri fanart

sorry I was missing one

Mutual 7: communism

I love solitude and not having to perform

Me joining the Bard’s College in Skyrim

Let me put this in words you can understand: our daughter, Akiha Caster Beatrice, 'skipped' the 'text' of the stairs too fast, and has reached a 'bad end'

there’s a beautiful woman who looks just like you! her name is you

WE NEED A PRIDE MONTH FOR GREEN ONION

He was just a little guy. And it was his birthday. And his brother literally died. and it was almost Christmas and he was soaking wet in a cardboard box all alone. And he had mental illness