Weasel on the Run

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

'Owls' by Louis Wain, (1860 - 1939)

“Blabby” 2007

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

#oh this is a Baby sound #this is a sound mother cats make when they’re calling to their kittens #it’s not an alarm call #it’s more like ‘hey kids it’s time to travel follow me’ sort of call

Exactly what @followthebluebell wrote! This cat is trying to carry their ‘kitten’ to a new nest. I’ve never seen this behaviour before with a human and it’s hilarious to watch in action.

Today's Seal Is: The Funk Machine

(Song: Deep Blue by Heaven Pierce Her)

how it feels reblogging a post that i know will appeal specifically to a certain mutual

horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa

when you finally emerge from the caverns miraculously somehow still alive and the whole party won't stop laughing because you look like this

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

Important updates!

GUESS WHO TURNED 16 TODAY!!

Best update of all time just landed

the 0 notes wont stop me from posting every single thought that crosses my mind btw. dont u guys worry about that 

MC: Fun fact.

MC: I had a crush on Ace for 2.5 seconds.

Ace: What?! 2.5 SECONDS?!

MC: Yes. But don't get me wrong. It wasn't because you did something that turned me off.

MC: I was just terribly quick in killing my feelings towards anyone.

Ace: Oh my god—

Iiiii don’t think I’ve uploaded this? A thousand years ago it was for @/Juli_Artwork’s DTIYS on instagram and I never finished it bc I couldn’t get the other fox to look right. I planned on uploading just this one but I never did? So here it is.

Daniel Arsham + Hajime Sorayama

@danielarsham

@hajimesorayamaofficial

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