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STOP MAKING PEOPLE SOGGY!

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Hello hello. you can call me Greed. Feel free to ask/talk to/with me. Official rep of the Warriors Guild, Sign ups Open
Pronouns: guess

I uh. Suppose I should make an introduction of myself here.

I am Greed. Nothing more, nothing less.

I do not particularly care what you call me as long as it’s not ment to be hurtful.

Now, I have work to do at the warriors guild.

I realize I have never shown myself. Any form you thought you saw, was merely what you thought you saw. I will be making a quick sketch/drawing of myself so you may have a better idea. Magic is very finicky isn’t it?

I do hope this will suffice. I do have clothes and five fingers… drawing the finer details is just tiring and uses time I don’t have.

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

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I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

Lamarckdromia beagle: these crabs wear living sea sponges as protective "hats;" after selecting a sponge, the crab trims it, drapes the tailored sponge across its carapace, and then carries it around

Last year, a newly-classified species (referred to as Lamarckdromia beagle) was discovered off the coast of Western Australia. Like all other members of the genus Lamarckdromia, this species is part of the Dromiidae family, which contains many different types of crabs that are known to use living sea sponges and ascidians to protect themselves from predators. These crabs are often collectively referred to as "sponge crabs."

Lamarckdromia beagle: this new species is covered in a dense, shaggy layer of "fur," which is actually made up of hair-like structures called setae

According to this article from The Guardian:

Dr. Andrew Hosie, a curator of crustacea and worms at the Western Australian Museum, said sponge crabs had hind legs that were specially adapted for holding their protective hats.
“The sponge or ascidian just keeps growing and will mould to the shape of the crab’s back,” he said. “It will never attach … it forms a nice cap that fits quite snugly to the top of the crab."
Similar to how hermit crabs use shells for protection, the sponges help Dromiidae crabs to camouflage from predators such as octopuses and other crabs.
The sponges can be bigger than the crab itself, and also provide a chemical deterrent. “Some of the compounds that these sponges are producing are very noxious,” Hosie said. “There’s not a lot of active predators that would be interested in munching through a sponge just to get to a crab.”

Sponge crabs in general come in many different shapes and sizes; L. beagle (pictured above) has a uniquely dense, shaggy coat of "fur" covering its body, but other members of the genus Lamarckdromia have a much less shaggy appearance, and there are many sponge crabs that have no layer of "fur" at all.

Some examples of the other sponge crabs within the Dromiidae family:

I know this isn't exactly the type of arthropod that I'd normally discuss on my blog (given that it's not a moth or some other insect) but technically crustaceans are arthropods, and these ones are really weird/interesting...so I figured that I might as well just go with it.

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Do Hisuian people know what shinies are... if people barely know anything about pokemon the first time someone sees a shiny it's probably like ????? wgat the fuck

You know how gargoyles are usually depicted in fiction as being alive and moving and stuff?

Well while sure some of them can do that due to magic and stuff, why not have others be able to do that due to the type of stone used in their creation.

A type of strange living stone. A stone that can move like a muscle while still retaining the same hardness and strength as rock. A stone that can peer into the mind of the person carving it into its new shape to understand their intentions. A stone that can think.

And of course, due to its association with gargoyles, it'd probably be called gargoylian stone.

Happy pride month to:

  • Lesbians who are boys who are also girls
  • Lesbians whose gender is lesbian
  • All trans women
  • Nonbinary people who are in a constant state of mental torment because they can't decide if they want to transition or not
  • Boys who are girls
  • People who identify as transsexual
  • The trans girl who hacked the no fly list
  • Alucard from Castlevania

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

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This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

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Npc- excuse me, are you the swordsman link?

Link- nope, my name is Tony hawk. I'm about ride down this ramp then go grind some rails.

Mine cart skateboard

my life hasnt known peace ever since someone said people with adhd talk like doctor doofenshmirtz. because its true. sometimes i go on like 5 non sequiturs and im like do i sound like doofenschmirtz rn

Wich is not a bad thing. Doofenshmirtz is great

thank you tumblr user adhdoofensgmirtz. youre right its something to aspire to

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had a terf in my notes so I used their blog as a block list and it is wild how often I see terfs lamenting about being unable to find dates when I do this. perhaps your hateful personality and obsession with internet politics makes you unlikable. have you considered this at all.

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Presenting terf blog simulator, by me

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this is presented in a jokey way but it's legitimately what you see on these blogs, even the note counts.