Finally, a masterlist where you can find all my imagines!
Also, here is my prompt list so you can request from there to see any of the following fandoms!
Theseus Scamander
Peter Maximoff
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Y/N: Are you team Edward or team Jacob
Daryl: The fuck you talkin—-
Maggie: Edward. Definitely Edward
Carol: Seriously? You look like somebody who’d like Jacob
Rosita: Hear me out. Alice
Y/N: That’s a good one
Maggie: Agreed
Daryl: What the fuck are y’all talking about
Rick: You never heard of twilight?
Daryl: HOW DO YOU KNOW
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
Colby: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Sam: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Colby:
Colby: I'll go make my bed-
Colby: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Nate: …Colby, what the hell.
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
We toss out over 80 pounds of textiles each year. These textiles are often made of plastic materials (polyester, nylon), made in unethical conditions, dyed with harsh dyes that often get put into the rivers, etc. Even a single cotton shirt releases carbon emissions and uses tons of water.
So the best thing to prevent the unsustainable growth of the fashion industry is to make sure that your clothing lasts as long as possible. To do so, mending clothing is a must. So here are some resources to help you learn how to do various things, such as sewing a button, to tailoring clothes, or even upcycling old clothing into new styles.
These are just a few of the things that you can do in order to make sure that your clothing lasts for a long time. Nobody wants to keep buying new clothing, as it is expensive and wasteful.
So making alterations to your clothing, or fixing small holes hen you see them can be hugely beneficial to your wallet, to garment workers, and to the environment in the long term.
1) why are you RIGHT
2) hotdong
3) bamhurger
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
Unmute !
this is the best response image ever
This vegan baking show is unreal…
what on earth omG
is this a cult
IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS
I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause this kind of reaction and nothing could have prepared me for this
That last comment made me watch it with the sound on and I regret it
I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
