store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you
justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn-deactivated
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
Warp Condolences
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When I was driving once I saw this painted on a bridge: "I don't want the world, I just want your half"