no!!!!!!!!!!!!! not this agaim

He Is

Beautyful

People with OCD are:

• tough as nails • strong as Russian bears • literally able to survive anything • super real • loved by me

Plankton from Spongebob eats holographic meatloaf. It makes not sense until you realize his species gains energy from light.

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

I really cannot believe how nasty I can be when provoked by the right person. It’s sensational.

Every morning I wake up and flip a coin to see which it’ll be

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection. 

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it. 

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

Client: I want you to give me printouts of the fonts that you have so I can pick and choose the ones I like.

Me: I have about 1000 fonts.

Client: Yes, perfect. Print ‘em all.

Me: No.

Turn off location

same energy

x

how do i write in english

me, opening google: inmidiatly

google: immediately

me: thanks. 

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

How does this even happen

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

“Platonic”

This is so funny

Self reflection

A fast mermaid doodle

I love her ;-;

I JUST REALLY LOVED THIS SCENE IN THE @gfdatingsim GAME OKAY

Spoilers(obviously)

(Click the images cause tumblr ruins quality )

Roughly 17 year old Dipper doing some field journal stuff in the woods ft some cool black light pictures.

sELFie

Look at my handsome papa!