what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

i mean, like, what the fuck can i do with this. where can i go from here. i can't write better star wars jokes than the image of darth vader lurking ominously in the water at night. i just can't! sorry the shop is now closed. i can't get more insane than this

CAN EVERYONE PRETEND I POSTED THAT IMAGE WITH THE CAPTION "INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIVADER, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER" CAN EVERYONE PLEASE PRETEND I'M FUNNY

god fucking dammit it should be "interior crocodile allivader, i drive a sheevrolet movie theater" god FUCKING dammit i need a comedy coach