George Lucas you bitch once again you’ve left me emotionally raw
So this is the best Star Wars merch
my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.
I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate
Someone got mad that I cosplay Qui-Gon, probably because I rock a beard better than they could 🤷♀️
Cosplay is for every gender! Within or outside of your own, cosplay whatever gender makes you happy!
The sign above the strawberries says “sweet like the first kiss”. It’s stupid, gimmicky. But Vader thinks about if Luke’s had his first kiss yet and if it was indeed sweet. Was it with someone, woefully undeserving of his son, back on the sandy wasteland of a home planet? Or was it with one of his rebel friends, a quick thing in the dark fueled by adrenaline of escaping death yet again? Or perhaps the smuggler his little star was so fond of. Was his rugged handsomeness and cocky air the same one that had drawn Padme to himself so long ago?
Natalia Vodianova in “Fashioning the Century” by Steven Meisel, Vogue May 2007
The editorial was inspired by the designs of Paul Poiret (1879–1944)
a cold slice of watermelon can be so life changing im seeing god and angels
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POV You have your math test tomorrow but some random undead guy decided that throwing you into the wall is a dream of their life
Btw the text here is an idiom that translates as "I wish you're kicked by the duck" and means basically "fuck you"
“For the most part, you don’t hold the people you love in your heart because they rescued you from drowning or pulled you from a burning house. Mostly you hold them in your heart because they save you, in a million quiet and perfect ways, from being alone.”
— Jeff Zentner, Goodbye Days
Scar and Lex making the best of the motherships observation deck. Let’s see if iI can get away with the full image under the cut. CW smut.
I bought myself dc comics fruit snacks bc I’m an adult and desperate for any joy
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Ah yes we have blue for Batman and red for Superman and yellow for flash and orange for Wonder Woman and …. Green for Pow! And purple for Wam! And somewhere out there you can hear the betrayed sobbing of Hal and Ollie bc apparently neither green lantern or green arrow deserved a gummy design
This is still so funny to me like it’s like if Wayne Enterprises designed fruit snacks like you know the design board was like “which justice league member should we do for green? Both are popular is there one we don’t want to risk offending?” And Bruce is thinking about how he’s mad at both Ollie and Hal this week and weighing whose outrage will be more entertaining before saying “neither”
you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen
dont need to hide this in the tags guys