I wrote poetry instead of doing my shit who wants to read

Knight in bloody armour

I watch your father’s head roll down the steps,

And briefly consider saving it to hold my crown.

Your dagger pierces me before I can look back to you,

My sword cuts through your dress just as fast.

We slump to the ground together.

We have been enemies for as long as I remember,

Our wars and battles have been mighty.

The smell of corpses wafting through the air,

A warning to us both,

Now somehow calming as we sit together.

We breathe in the same air,

And just for a short while,

Allow ourselves to pretend we were allowed to be lovers,

Like we've yearned to be.

We do not have much time,

Red swallows up the white of our garments,

I swallow up the look on your face.

You pull my head into your lap,

Run your fingers through my hair,

Wince as your arm moves.

I simply stare in awe.

Your eyes are more beautiful than the entire room,

All of the bloodshed was worth it,

Losing my life is worth it,

Just for this moment with you.

You thumb over my mouth,

Smudging my face red,

Unsure where lipstick ends and blood begins,

Still my blush is darker.

I smile and you giggle,

We both ignore the spread of warm crimson in my hair.

I tell you I love you,

You wish I was lying,

I wish the same.

And you tell me you’re sorry,

That you never got to love me back,

At least not in the way you wanted.

(I never got to hold a rose in between my teeth for you,

Without thorns in my gums)

And we lie there together waiting for life to fade.

And they will find me lying in your arms,

Pinkies locked in a pool of blood.

Temporary,

Yet somehow inseparable,

Until we are put in distant coffins.

that au where the batkids are just normal animals and bruce is the doting zookeeper

dick the otter LOVES to fuck with his keepers but especially this one.

Seeing Kai with his hair down for the first time was probably... an interesting experience.

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This isn’t saying you shouldn’t write bad or sad stories or anything, but from Gaster’s perspective as a character in those stories of course he’d want “happy” endings, haha.

But anyway, I kept telling you guys that when Handplates was over I would tell you. Well… here we are. After seven long years, here we are.

When I started I never thought I’d make it. To be honest, it doesn’t feel real to me at all. My brain still expects to do another page in about two weeks as it always does. I assume it’ll take a while to sink in. There’s a lot to say but this post is already incredibly long (sorry), so it’s probably suited to its own post.

But for all of you out there who read this story, whether you were there from the beginning or just came in now, thank you so much. And for all of you that were inspired by this comic, who created things for it, who blessed me with so many amazing gifts of art and fic and music and dubs and videos and so much more… I don’t know how to thank you enough. I never dreamed that an idle idea could have come this far or had such an impact on my life and so many people, but it did.

I kind of feel at a loss for words… again it’s very surreal. But I will say that Gaster wondering whether the kid is an actual human or not has an unintended level to it since my avatar is a fox but it’s TOO LATE NOW I GUESS lol.

( About how it’s a long, long, long journey that we’ve been on And it’s a long long long story that shall be told And it’s a long long day, and we’ve come a long long way But there’s still a long way to go

It’s a long long long way It’s a long long strong way It’s a long long long way Forward - [x] )

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

happy third anniversary to animal crossing new horizons 🫶🏽

I’ve been in the dark about wh for a bit but I’m so happy to have been working with clown on it for almost two years now! I haven’t had much to show in the beginning other than the odd drawing or two but I’m happy to say I can talk a bit about the writing/art for the website!

It’s been a lot of hustle and bustle and a lot of work in progress but I hope everyone likes the work i and others have made for the update! I’ve been a writer, artist, and even prop maker for the big thing! I’m lucky to have had this opportunity and I’m excited to stay!

Hopefully I can post art regularly now that a lot of cool work is done! Please check out all the folks in the credits for all of the amazing work they’ve done, and please give Clown’s ko-fi a look through! Thank you so much for reading, neighbor!

HAPPY UPDATE DAY!!! 🏠

After all this time, all this hard work, I can finally tell you all more about my work on Welcome Home beyond "Dude Just Trust Me I Work On It I Swear" !!

I've been calling myself the "production manager" because a lot of what I've done has been in that realm - making checklists and spreadsheets, doing research, sending emails, and generally keeping our wonderful team on track to do the incredible things they do, with all the support they need! I'm very lucky and grateful to get to support Clown and all the incredible actors and artists we've brought on!!

that said, over the time I've been part of this project (I looked back and realized February 1st this year is when it all Officially Began, can you believe it), I've gotten to work on some more obvious, visible things you'll find on the site today as well! most prominently, I am very proud to say, I was the curator of the very real Welcome Home exhibition!! Clown was extremely generous and supportive in letting me bring his work into the world this way, and with their help it became bigger and better than I ever could have dreamed! Though this iteration was very small and private due to our venue, I hope the few of you I know who attended enjoyed it very much, and for the rest, know we hope to find ways to host the exhibition in other and more public venues in the future! (Where and when, I don't know, but I'll work hard to make it happen...!)

As part of the exhibition, I was able to create a lot of new props to help build the world of Welcome Home! Most excitingly, I was able to create a real working toy telephone, and help Clown to find our talented group of voice actors to provide the recordings! And of course, I was able to meet dear sweet Wally and Home themselves, who were the sweetest little peanuts and a true pair of professionals! Just delights to work with!!

Though this was my most prominent contribution, somehow, that wasn't all! You will find bits and pieces of my art and writing all over the newest website update (some places more obvious than others...), and I was able to contribute to building many of the new and updated site pages as well! We've all worked so hard on everything you'll find there, so I hope you all enjoy the exciting new additions to the neighborhood!

My final little statement while I have my sweet little soapbox here... every last one of you who has provided support, even just one ko-fi tip, has Directly made this update Possible!! Not only do these tips allow us very literally to pay for supplies, art, voice work and the like, it very directly Supports and Improves the livelihoods of every single person involved!! so if you have the means, and would like to do so, please do consider tipping or subscribing to Clown and/or any of the other artists and actors involved!

And with all that... thank you, neighbors!! And Welcome Home!!

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

This post is 9 years old but if you told me it was made yesterday I would believe you

Draw your oc

honestly autistic people usually face a lot of ableism around sex. people infantalize us to a point they think we cant consent or dont want sex or dont understand it.

autistic people can have sex. for example, i am having sex with your mother right now

anyone else find that line about "standard industry practices" hilarious

Oh okay so it's good then

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious