ways to tie knots on pendants and keychains

I can’t tie a knot to save my life, so I’ll just timestamp the words

00:00 simplest [knot for] peace pendant (original tying method)

00:18 ring pendant necklace (rotate ring 3 times)

00:29 keychain end knot

00:53 Chinese knot/lucky knot [for] anklet {i think the knot afterwards is also a lucky knot, just for the peace pendant instead of an anklet}

I can’t tie a knot

to save my life, so I’ll just

timestamp the words

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

GERARD DUBOIS Moby Dick

this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell

In case you were unaware, Moby Dick is one of the foundational texts of cosmic horror. The White Whale is a god, maybe even The God. And Ahab Hates Him.

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

Ivy leaned back to

avoid the propulsion blast.

They’ve done this before.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

my 60yo technologically challenged dad is obsessed with silverback gorillas for some reason and today he asked what a furry was. when i explained it and explained fursonas he said without missing a beat “i’d be a gorilla” and im still shaking over this….. this man announced his own fursona within one (1) minute i.e. 60 seconds of learning what a furry is

gorilla heritage post

Thank you Mr. President it’s an honor

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

lmao at tumblr trying to guilt their broke ass users into buying subscription based ~loyalty~ badges while their millionaire CEO, caked in mud and raw sewage from his weeks at burning man, is being hosed down by some unpaid interns in the ally behind their office

please buy one of our $30+ subscription badges so our CEO can afford to do more bougie drugs with his fellow tech bro piggies in the nevada desert next year

gorilla heritage post

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

It was the guy currently in charge of the site, Matt. I got a warning against my account and the post taken down bc I joined a KPP chain against him.

"We aren't copying Twitter, they are copying us!" insists guy who got kung pow penised and immediately made it against the ToS, a move so muskian it almost means something

In the early 70s Sesame Street was created with an eye towards educating poor, inner-city children for free, and became a massive hit with all children. In 2016, faced with going off the air forever after facing conservative efforts to destroy public broadcasting since basically its beginning, new episodes became a timed exclusive for premium cable network HBO. In 2022 HBO Max, newly merged with and taken over by reality TV channel Discovery, removed Sesame Street episodes and spin-offs from streaming as a tax write-off and scheme to avoid paying residuals.

Sesame Street's official YouTube channel is uploading the episodes for free, btw. A lot of creators are rebelling against this bullshit.

As always, America, PBS has you and your kids' backs.

I also want to put in a plug for the American Archive of Public Broadcasting, spearheaded by GBH in Boston to preserve and make available public funded programming from around the country.  More than 7000 public television and radio programs are available to stream through the website, with more than 40000 hours of programming archived and available to researchers and educators through the Library of Congress and GBH itself.

https://americanarchive.org/

#fleabag!fitzjames what a concept#fitzjames: [regaling the lieutenants in the wardroom] [all laugh] [he turns to camera still laughing] I hate myself

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

"It's over Judas, I have the high ground."

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

turning the safety catch on and off like i'm clicking a pen until everyone gets really mad at the noise but no one says anything because i have a gun and they don't