Warden.

@wardenaristraith / wardenaristraith.tumblr.com

24yo Degreed Engineer, RPI, Digital Designer, Manufacturer. 3d Printing and Molding Professional. Master Maker. Pagan, Dragon Worshiper. If you are a terf, nazi, trump supporter, or bigot of any kind, please, go impale yourself on an unpeeled cactus. DNI if your body is exactly 79.8% potassium hydroxide. 🏳️‍⚧️
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With great excitement I can finally unveil: Glass Roses!

This is my year long student film, with Echo the Dragon and Harper the glassblower learning to communicate and get along.

The story concept was mine and I got to be the art director and story lead on it. I did most of the animation on this, I designed Echo the dragon, and gave feedback and direction on color palettes, layouts, and VFX. My awesome team pulled out some awesome work and overall I think our final film is absolutely stellar.

Please feel free to reblog this! I spent so much pouring time and love into this! If you want you can leave me a tip on Ko-fi, and I have an Echo design up on Redbubble if you like my little dragon!

Well, this is all I'm going to talk about for the next few years.

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demilypyro

Ok wait let her speak

Please give evidence beyond “I hate them” or “I like sleeping in” or “I have to get up early”, none of which is actual evidence

Signed

an actual morning person

Night person who needs to see a doctor/get your car worked on/go to the bank/buy groceries, etc? You're gonna have to sacrifice sleep for it. Because for some reason it was decided that most places of business should open in the morning and close in the evening. Fewer and fewer places are 24/7. Wanna go for a nice stroll in the park? Tough shit, they close at sundown. Hell, want to just go for a walk in general? Fair chance of being harassed by the cops because being out and about in the dark is "suspicious" behavior. Want something that's not fast food and don't want to/can't cook for yourself? Best we can do is a diner like Denny's or IHOP. Got a loved one in the hospital you want to visit between work and sleep? Either gotta get up early or stay up late to meet visiting hours.

And let's not forget, no matter how little you actually sleep and how much you actually get done, if you're not awake during certain hours it means you're a lazy good-for-nothing. Express a desire for more places open 24/7? Selfish and entitled. Complain about how noisy your neighbors are during your sleep hours? Well you can't expect the world to tiptoe around you. But also you'd better keep it down at night because other people are sleeping!

But don't worry! There are plenty of guides on how to "fix" your sleep schedule out there! You just have to follow a strict, often disruptive routine that you can never stray from even a little or else you'll fall back to your natural sleep schedule lazy, undisciplined ways.

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doomhamster

And at that, good luck finding a job that doesn't expect you to be in by 9 AM at the latest. Which means getting up at 7:30 AM at the latest, earlier if you have a commute. Which means getting to bed at 11:30 PM at the latest.

Which means night owls have a straight choice between self-employment/freelance work, with all its insecurities, or constant self-torture. (Oh yeah, sleep deprivation does count as torture, per the UN.)

I work night shift providing vital support to society. I'm a medical engineer. I fix the medical machines while the rest of the world is asleep. Without people like me, at some point, there will be no people like you.

I would like to go to a park in my days off. Except I have nights off. And frankly, I don't feel like having the cops called on me for walking around me neighborhood 'suspiciously', even though I'm covered in more retrograde reflectors and high-vis yellow than the most safety conscious road construction worker. You point any light at me at all and I'll go off brighter than the Beacons of Gondor.

I go to a shop near closing, and I'm regarded in suspicion like I'm going to rob the place. Late night dinner? That means waffle House. Breakfast? That means waffle house. Lunch? Waffle House. I love waffle House but I'm allergic to them all. So my dine-out experience is sitting on the back hospital steps in the middle of the night eating a cup of oatmeal, and having the cops look at me suspiciously. Dressed in retro-reflective day-glow hi-vis yellow.

Entitled afternoon and night people my ass.

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That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

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awkwardarbor

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

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thebobblehat

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

Source: forgifs.com
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bloggirl8842

I don't know about y'all, but I think in the majority of contexts, it's this guy:

Terry Crews is a close second. By about 3 in and 15 lb. Terry Crews may be most massive father, with more mass per height, which can be approximated to kilogram per liter.

The Rock is the biggest father, Terry Crews is the most massive father.

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bitternest

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

Achievement Unlocked:

Fan The Flames

Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!

Slam that button! Do the numbers!

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mapsontheweb

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

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reblogged

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Dart

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siren-mic

Dark

bark

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rierse

Lark

Sure

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edenfalling

Serf

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kalicofox

Self

Seld

Meld

Mold

Mole

Hole

Boat

Boar

Soar

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herbcitty

Soak

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patrickztump

Soap

Slap

Clap

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sharpestasp

Chap

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rubynye

Char

Chat

That

Twat

Swat

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anyawen

spat

slot

Soon

Mood

Wood

Wool